Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
wtf1234
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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aymaureen 0
that is so hot i like the chubbys :]
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
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Comments (179)
uchihasasuke 0
fattyyyy
connor1028 0
thats really hot.
DeathShad0 1
World = Hate machine Internet = Bigger hate machine Get used to it.
Allymeme 3
That's life... and people who are fat or ugly deserve to be ridiculed anyways. They don't seem to get that no one wants to see them because they keep going out in public. People gain weight because it's their own fault for eating too much and being lazy. This chick deserves these comments for letting herself go.
kristend_fml 0
Are you really that self centered? That's being prejedice. And you don't know people, there are a lot of people that no matter what they do, they can't loose weight. They eat healthy and exercise, but they just don't loose weight. I hope one day when you become super fat, you'll see what it's like to be humiliated. Get over yourself. Just because someone is ugly or fat doesn't mean they have to shut themselves up away from the world. It's people like you that are making this world a horrible horrible place for everyone.
akorpija 12
There are a lot, but they certainly do not make up the majority. There are also a lot, A LOT, of fat people that eat nonstop and let themselves go. But they also don't say FML when they realize they're fat.
jmoose311 3
I agree with #135. Being a fat disgusting slob is a choice, and this fat doughbutt is no exception. If you have fat rolls, lose some weight. Simple as that. Instead what happens is that fat chicks piss and whine about how fat they are. Stop being such an attention *****, because it's not going to change the fact that everyone on this planet sees fat people as disgusting.
hjjl 0
Just throwing it out there to everyone saying Canadians are all super fat, On a list of World Health organization's most obese countries Canada places 35th, a few of the countries ahead of Canada are The United States as the 9th fattest country, United Kingdom as the 28th fattest country, Australia as the 21st fattest country and Mexico as the 19th fattest country. Please people stop making comments about things that you refuse to actually do the research on.
Allymeme 3
What is the fattest country then? I always thought Americans were.
YourFace_xD 0
eeks ? :o.
getreadysetfml 0
hjjf... get a life or get a lowlife ya prick
fortuna_fml 0
awwwwh
ladiesman14 0
why do ALL canadians have messed up yellow teeth ? i thought they had free unlimited visit dental insurance like in england ?
akorpija 12
Negative. We have to pay for every single dental bill, unless it's covered by a separate insurance plan... 10 dollar whitening strips off eBay don't hurt...
z321 0
why dont you get your head out of your ass . only canadians that dont care about their teeth have yellow teeth