Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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Top comments
mFormyself 0
Tell her it's a typo?
Poppycorn22 0
Haha, I've given projects funny names before but YDI for giving a file on your computer that vile of a name.
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Poppycorn22 0
Haha, I've given projects funny names before but YDI for giving a file on your computer that vile of a name.
PlasmaWafflez 0
YDI. Enough said.
fred1rav 0
did you died?
Pandachewchew12 0
no comment on that -.-
DaDezza244 31
That makes no sense at all #4.
lkhardin 13
RIP Grammar.
allmidnighteyes 11
awwww, you used asterisks! you're so hardcore and cool!!1! Wook at da big boii wif his widdle astewisks in pwace of ****! awwww
JaneDoe_71 0
hum... he didn't... I did!
sublime93 0
Awkward turtle...
iceman05 0
Wow you are gay midnight
scarlett361 0
hahaha!
8_wow_11 0
haha, fml staff ftw!! :P
chameleon724 8
Umm.... if he hadn't put asterisks, this wouldn't have been posted.
FUUUandyourmom 16
There has been an FML without asterisks, you know.
bogan35 0
awww wook at dis wittle asshole making fun of people who are trying to be not so white trash:)
Wingman527 22
Boom shacka lacka
mFormyself 0
Tell her it's a typo?
blackscent 0
lol nice comment "tell her its a typo?"
f_u_u_f_f 0
Actually "it's" was correct.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
The keys are like right next to eachother... http://bash.org/?5300
thatSucks7 0
oh boo hoo . . a 3hr assignment is nothing. YTDI
DoomJeff91 2
Pretty sure the FML part of the FML isn't about him having to doing a 3 hour assignment.
drmoocow 0
Anything you don't want someone to see should never make it into a document... even as a joke. YDI.
IndigoKitty 3
you deserve it. quit bitching about your school work, yes, you have to do it, its a fact of life. some people never get the chance.
IndigoFuckYou 9
he's not bitching about his schoolwork. he's bitching about sending his teacher a document entitled "******* assignment for a ******* teacher."
MissNat_fml 0
lol i feel sorry for u but also think u deserve it for giving it a name like that
WonderBlunder 0
You must be blind for not seeing the title when you attach the file. And most teachers won't accept soft copies when they requested printed copy. It's either one or the other..