Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
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Comments (93)
DuhthatsObvious 0
Not an FML
ActionManly 11
Agreed.
The_Pleb 0
FYL for not having a boyfriend like me who can do that succesfully plus more... Like me and my girlfriend can kiss each other whilst in a hand stand haha Win +3
Reyo 2
You should totally break up with him. That's the only logical answer when faced with this type of situation.
sexxxtacy 0
@34...your a closet homosexual...
Plumppotato 3
oh yea? handstand huh? thats pretty cool.
The_Pleb 0
Thank you, but i dont want to brag so ill shuddup now.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, it is an FML. FOR THE BOYFRIEND because he TRIES and she's just an ungrateful twat about it and baws on FML when it doesn't go super perfect. Watch her break up with him over something shitty like "He got me flowers but I like yellow roses not red"
bioshockguy 0
I completly disagree. he at least tries to be romantic, even though he's not exactly the best at it.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
igivein 4
or does he even exist? i submitted an fml like this a long time ago after it happened and i find it odd that the exact same thing happened to someone else. do i smell a fake?
Sun_Kissed18 25
So ~because~ it happened to you, it ~can't~ happen again? Did I get that right?
mekeskidi_fml 0
He dropped you because of your weight?
unearnedrogue 0
haha, man the harpoons!
iheart 0
ooohhh ouch! nice one
HBubble 3
Hey at least he tried, some don't even bother. Practise it together so he can surprise you with it from time to time.
GDI 0
Amen. I think it's because of statements like these that us guys who try to do things like this don't bother - women who pay attention more to the fact of how we did than why we did it. Then again - hopefully there are some women that aren't like you.
lexxisays101709 0
lol
benw2200 0
unless you're fat this is a fml for him, not for you
WTFsGoingOn 0
Way to read my mind.
Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
BadPinkKitty07 0
omg it's cheese! haha I love him!
Mortanious 0
YDI becausevit is really not an FML, and grow up! If this is going to let you curse your life then you might as well give up from now. Plus what happened is funny, laugh about it and kiss your bf.
Antivirus_fml 0
"Fmylife, the favorite website of whiny bitches"
goshers 1
"Today I tried to be romantic by dipping my girlfriend backwards and kissing her, but I ended up dropping her on her butt. To make things worse, I accidentally stepped on her hand when trying to help her up. FML"
TheWolves 0
Just what I was going to say...
Niiro13 0
That's more like it.