Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
wtf1234
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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aymaureen 0
that is so hot i like the chubbys :]
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
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Comments (179)
akorpija 12
Time for the gym, fatty.
doctorkazefa 1
Um. Lose weight. This is not an FML. OP is just a fatass.
katrinaa_13 0
oooh. lool. fail. epic fail. ;D
ashley594 0
I was on medication that made me fat once and people made fun of me for it. Now i'm off the medication that made me fat and now i'm really slender and bony, which runs on my mom's side of the family. Now I get made fun of for being skinny and my friends gave me a new nickname. I'm now 'skeletor'.....original
TheRoker 0
YDI for being a lard ass and eating to many twinkies
gellinellen 1
Just laugh it off, and say look what you've done to me, you make me so happy you've made me fat. its been proven when your happy you gain weight.
madaddicted 0
omfg lol... that... its.. just, damn thats just TMI..... GOD what the freak did he say about your.. belly??
alexandraa_fml 0
Yeah 157, then every fat ass in americas gonna use the excuse.. "Im fat because.. I love you!" derderder!
hunnibunnz 13
Well if he's with you, for one, he know you're fat already. And for two, he obviously must not care too much about it. So it's not an FML, he just doesn't wanna be squished to to death. Lol. If you really feel bad about the way you look then exercise. It's not a hard concept. Just make sure you do it for your own health & self esteem, and not for others. I lost 120 lbs 3 years ago and have never felt better. ;]
trizzieb 0
As I told the previous poster, lose some weight. It's not that hard.