Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
wtf1234
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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aymaureen 0
that is so hot i like the chubbys :]
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
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Sebz2103 0
Christianness or whatever is a complete moron!!!
noonecaresurfat 0
there are these places called gyms...
plexico 4
Did you smother the poor bastard in your folds? Don't ever take your Spanx off again!
hazelwolfeyes 0
dont listen to anyone who is saying shit bout your weight...im pretty sure youre not as huge as they make you out to be...n they are all closet fatasses... :) is a learning experience...i had a girlfriend who had rolls...n we laughed the first time that happened...dont think of it as a FML...just say...cool...now lets work out how this will happen...just have him rest his head closer to your knees...n do a little bump up with your legs to get him up closer to you... :D works great n is really cute when done right...luck on your journey in life...
shanisdaman 0
awww
lovelycece09 0
yea..thats aww lol
theideot 0
YDI (Your Da Idiot)
AAAAHHHH12 2
Irony is your friend, I see.
clockworkrainbow 3
"My da idiot?" Bitches don't know 'bout my apostrophes and contractions..?!
Whats_Love09 0
My idiot what? It never occured to me that I had one, but I'd like to know what happened with it. Fill me in?
irrelevantxx 0
Someone needs to lay off the cake, eh?
sjks 0
this is such a lame FML, and would probably happen to 80% of the population. most people get rolls when they bend at the waist, even if theyre thin, and obviously if he's on your lap your stomach is closer to begin with. if she was actually fat, her rolls would be on him before she even bent over
flying_vegan 0
I have no rolls... that's anorexia for you :)
sjks 0
well thats something to be proud of and brag about on an internet forum! im assuming you're more of the starve yourself for attention type because most people with anorexia wouldn't admit it on fml proudly....this is all assuming you werent joking
flying_vegan 0
I'm recovering, and one of the first steps is admittance.
Julsa 0
aww im sorry. do a few sit ups. lol
ROLLSROYCE 0
lol go get some slimquick or slimfast w.e its called XD
stupiddumbblonde 0
In Soviet Russia, stomach rolls are forbidden, due to the fact that they kiss more people than lips do. :)