Love: Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss...

Anonymous 4 October 2009, 21:40 Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 22 January 2012, 18:06 Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Maria 14 March 2017, 16:00 York, United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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go fish 8 July 2019, 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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marsbar 15 March 2009, 05:07 United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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ColdHeat 16 April 2011, 19:18 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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Anonymous 24 May 2009, 04:14 United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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wtf1234 3 May 2011, 01:41 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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alltern8ive This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Like in the movies

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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LoveStruck- 10 February 2010, 07:29 United States

Class act

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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staciedee This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Major romcom vibes

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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aymaureen 0

5 October 2009, 01:12

that is so hot i like the chubbys :]

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

5 October 2009, 01:27

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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badumdum 0

5 October 2009, 01:11

AHAHAHA

Zhejan 0

5 October 2009, 01:19

Ugh, I can't "stomach" FMLs like these

BarryLeVon69 0

5 October 2009, 01:30

This is just TMI not a FML.

fmlfmlfml15 0

5 October 2009, 01:32

What's TMI? Too Much Information?

Slaught_fml 3

5 October 2009, 01:33

This must be illustrated!

IgniteMe28 0

5 October 2009, 01:41

bahahahahahaa well at least we know she won't be on here: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=31762 when they break up

IamSpartacus 0

5 October 2009, 01:43

TMI = this must (be) illustrated? Lol. Too much information.

Saccharide 0

5 October 2009, 01:44

Can we push to have three options instead of two? I agree, your life sucks; you totally deserved it; exaggerating much?

Ohnothingreally 0

5 October 2009, 01:50

I agree, illustration plz!

AhISnappedIt 0

5 October 2009, 02:20

if it was illustrated it would look something like this http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=31879

Gasoares22 0

5 October 2009, 02:31

LMAO datz Ritch....

skylinediver 0

5 October 2009, 04:17

It's sad that out of the two actual words in your sentence, both are horrible misspelled.

Iamnotyourbf 0

5 October 2009, 04:28

FYBL for having a whale as a gf. FATTIE!

the_stereotype 0

5 October 2009, 05:49

i agree, illustrations, because right now the image in my head is your boyfriend being suffocated under your massive stomach rolls. yeah...i don't think he's really sleeping anymore.

liveBabylon 0

5 October 2009, 06:05

ahahahah :) *Hi five* To the OP...Get of your fast ass! or stop complaining about it. Being fat is all down to you. God I hate fat people who are sad about it..ECK can't stand you people.