Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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Top comments
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
expertsmilee 26
Just be as sweet as possible, he'll come around before you know it.
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
zandalee 20
Some men think (at the beginning of the pregnancy, until you educate them) that it actually hurts the baby when you make love. Hopefully after lots of reassurance from you and a pregnancy book, he will come around. If not, damn! FYL.
annie_nk 23
It's fun to joke about "hitting" the baby during sex but there's so much padding and stuff in between the baby and the vaginga that the baby won't really notice.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Why on earth should she work on being sweet to him?? He's the one acting like a douche, therefor it's his attitude that needs adjusting.
walmartpaysme 15
I don't think it's about hurting the baby. The way OP worded it I think he is turned off by her pregnancy, probably her weight.
outoftown 27
#10, I predict the countdown to a blow-job request has already started: 5... 4... 3...
jpest17 5
The thought of having sex during pregnancy is weird considering you might hurt the baby or be ejaculating on the baby.
kittycat2007 18
114 - you are an idiot. go grab a book and educate yourself. thank you.
Grimmerie 31
Hush, 114, the grownups are talking.
mami16 2
when dumb people try to sound smart. smh
omfg_creepers 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have told him to pretend its a threesome with a midget in your stomach
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Then he'd definitely say no.
IdaE 17
No... Just, no.
dathan 14
yeah that.... that would probably help..
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah...that's just weird.
onlychildFTW 34
That seems like a bad idea 2. Plus it's his son/daughter. Talk about creepy.
coop73 3
Creep
THE_A_TEEN 28
Something is clearly wrong with you.
xalba 9
This comment is so disturbing. For one that's his child and your just a weirdo. A threesome with a midget in her stomach, really? You need to seek professional help if you really think there Is nothing wrong with your comment. -_-
PapaSquee 2
Yes, because you obviously made a joke on a website where 90% of the people go for a few laughs you need to get help. You're very obviously insane. Weirdo. Geeze.
fromthesuck 8
However a threesome with a midget does sound fun. I wouldn't turn it down. Rather have it pop out of cupcake than her stomach though.
irishboii957 2
2, ignore these comments im going to get thumbed down but your comment made me laugh:)
ApologyKick 25
18- While I agree with your comment, your bio states you try not to offend people, but you kinda went a little crazy on 2. Also 68, just don't admit your gonna get thumbed down. Even after you do in fact get thumbed down. There, now we can all be one happy community!
Zano23 9
Now I can't get the thought of that out of my head. I hope I forget this by the time I start having kids.
windfuelsfire 10
I laughed at 2's comment because IT WAS a JOKE, why so serious Internet dwellers?
omfg_creepers 8
Hey its called a joke guys
dragonfuego 11
What a bunch of uptight people. 2's comment was funny.
rainbowbigbird 7
Yes. We all understand the comment was meant to be a joke. Only an absolute imbecile would think he is actually being serious. The comment is not just unfunny. It's retarded. A retarded failed attempt at a joke that earned the flack it received.
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
It's about a good a joke as Snooki will be a mom
leh9 2
What the hell is wrong with you?! It's a baby!?!
IloveyouJon 11
Great. An image of this popped into my head and will now forever be burned into my head. Thanks a lot.
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
onlychildFTW 34
Im sure the baby was happy about hearing this. It doesn't want head trauma from the constant repetitive bumping and poking. Haha.
annie_nk 23
Yes because a penis going through a cervix is SO normal.
Drigr 9
Of course he knows how it got there! A stork flew in the window, lit some candles for the wife, and the gently placed the baby inside her. At least, thats what my parent's always told me...
walmartpaysme 15
Stork? A bird brought me here! My mommy told me Santa Claus brought me as her Christmas present! Next thing you know you are going to tell me Santa isn't real!
ant1ion 12
96 - I'm sorry but uhmm I think it's time
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Well he's not into threesomes
TheGianaJinx 0
I'm sorry, that's just sick.
shsndbrb 4
No but it's kinky
makeupjunkie 5
He has no consideration for your feelings. Especially knowing how hormonal and emotional you will be. What a jerk OP. fyl
TheMathMajor 26
He has the right to have feelings too. It's good that he's letting OP know what's on his mind.
mystashisgone 6
I agree... There aren't too many relationships where people are actually this open with their feelings/thoughts. Give him time he will come around. He could just act uninterested in you at all and not say why. Think about how much worse that would make you feel? Just explain that the sex actually feels Better while pregnant and he has nothing to worry about if he is worried about the baby.
UberNova 18
What are you guys talking about? A man must do anything and everything for his pregnant girl, 'cause we all know men who don't are the worst.
prettyinpink03 11
Let us remember it's his choice if he chooses not to come around and that is absolutely okay too.
_wraith 15
#53 is right. As he's just as entitled to his feelings as anyone else in the relationship. And if it so happens he's not down to getting funkay with you while your pregnant there's really not much you can do, and pressuring him would make him uncomfortable. That sucks though OP. Maybe later on in your pregnancy you might not even be interested in sex. Later in my term sex became painful for me.
makeupjunkie 5
I'm sorry but unless you have been pregnant and know how unattractive you already feel and how stressful a pregnancy already is, your argument is invalid. Not only is feeling unattractive going to affect her, it affects the unborn child as well.
TheMathMajor 26
No matter how stressful being pregnant is, communication is ALWAYS a good thing.
Drigr 9
Let me make sure I got this right. Men are pigs for using women as sex objects, but if a fiancé doesn't want to have sex with his pregnant wife, he is supposed to suck it up and be her sex object?
mami16 2
I agree, it was a messed up way of telling her his feelings. Yes communication is always a good thing, but did he seriously have to say she repulses him? He could have came up with a nicer way of letting her know how he feels, especially if HE got her knocked up in the first place. That would have brought me to tears if my man had said that to me while i was pregnant.
1990TD 6
Lol, you must be really stupid for not understanding OP's husband. I mean, how would you feel about the idea that your dick is pushing against a baby? (I know it's not possible, but the idea makes them turned off) Or damaging it the unborn?
Isoldael 27
Does he find the thought of anything sexual repulsive, or just actual intercourse? If it's the latter, that leaves room for something at least :)
hemz_fml 13
I wouldn't want to get intimate with a pregnant women either but that's because I feel like I'll hurt the infant.
PrincessPesa 20
65- Like, you're afraid to lance the fetus with your monster-sized sword penis? Or to violently shake it and cause some sort of damage? Babies grow inside a jelly sac filled with fluid. If it were really that easy to hurt the infant, childbirth would be a whole lot easier...
dragonfuego 11
You can't hurt the baby. Pregnant sex is awesome. My wife is always much hornier when pregnant. Besides, there is no worry she might get knocked up - lol. To bad so many miss out for all those months.
hemz_fml 13
Ok
ItsAllAnIllusion 2
He seriously doesn't want to have sex for 9 months? Actually, it'll be more than nine months...unless you plan on having sex the day after you give birth. I am thinking after even a couple weeks he will change his mind. If not, that's rather worrisome.
shadexilmaendu 4
Depends on the person and birth, but for some women it takes months for sex to feel good again. Gotta give things a lot of time to heal down there and tighten back up.
annie_nk 23
Hormones are crazy during pregnancy. It might make him want it more, regardless of the bun in the oven.
hipsterhunter 9
Wait, since when do male hormones fluctuate during pregnancy?
_wraith 15
Hey, there's such a thing as sympathy cravings/cramps/pains that men experience, as well as the moodiness. Who's to say their hormones aren't effected during pregnancy?
perdix 31
Tell him your baby isn't crazy about getting batted around in your uterus, either (ee).
Mideoyeo 12
The wording on this made me sad for the baby..D:
annie_nk 23
I'm in the same boat. :( You'll make it through. I doubt he can 9 months without getting any.
MillerBeerTime 5
He most likely would leave you...for being controlling...probably goes way back to your "daddy problems"...