Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
KittiKarnage 5
He's got unrealistic expectations for a natural body and is delusional about the fact that organs take up space in the body
BloodyGlass 10
Ex-boyfriend.
atomicxsarah 17
Dump him he is an ass.
goodread2200 10
Trust me - these guys never change. Either learn to accept him despite his judgemental and controlling ways (yes trying to shame you into losing weight to make him feel better is being controlling) and be prepared for this behaviour to never end - or - dump him, learn to love and accept yourself just the way you are (you know, being a normal human and all) and find someone who is also human.
TeacherTeacher 11
Tell him for me that he can **** off.
9a_1z 12
I think you should crush the little snot between your powerful thighs, and not in a sex way.
faifai_fml 21
You deserve someone who loves you the way that you are. You really, really do. Because you are worthy of love.
DreadPirate522 12
You need a new boyfriend. He's a terrible person. Life is to short to settle for anyone and you shouldn't be with anyone who isn't excited and happy to be with you for exactly who you are. You are beautiful
princessofbelair 10
He's not worth it. Dump him
RnLaLa 6
People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. He'd better be pretty damn spectacular to think it's his place to criticize your body. And even then, it's not ok.