Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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Mvibes 0
Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance
keoct 4
Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.
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Mvibes 0
Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance
bloodthorn 4
YDI for owning a car
mcdys 0
dude, #1. YOU GOT THE FIRST COMMENT BUD! HIGH FIVE
ScottyDoesntKnow_fml 0
2nd comment!!
Hunthas 17
umm if it's the neigbours tree, their insurance will cover it.. retards
thecrazed7 0
YDI for having a car.
maria12_fml 0
I hate you #2. People who write stuff like that should go in a hole and die.
BabaBlackShirt 0
DON'T FEED THE TROLL YOU IDIOT.
thecrazed7 0
Yeah, dont. I just ate cereal :D
kelther 0
YDI for deciding to take a shower!
blackdog218 0
#48= FAIL
boysxrulex09 0
YDI for polluting the environment and having a car. the environment was probably trying to say something to you by smashing you car with a tree. the fact that your car was hit by a TREE is definitely a sign that you should get off your lazy BUM and start walking, you fatty. Also, please stop polluting our environment
Nikkitaria 9
You're not doing it right
maria12_fml 0
That sucks, better that ur bro told u then finding it out yourself. FYL
DanceDiva1496 0
Thecrazed7, mostly everyone has a car. This was horrible luck! Do you have insurance? FYL
keoct 4
Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.
The_Disturbed 5
@#6 seriously? What insurance company were they using? One endorsed by the local church? "Act of God"...what a load of bullshit. @OP Ouch. Hope your insurance pays/paid for it. FYL
SilverXeno 0
Either your friend is a total idiot, or was lying...cuz every insurance company I can think of has a clause for "natural" disaster, including what USED to be called an "act of God" (the verbage is now changed for PC reasons). On the other hand...the only way a car is covered is if it carries comp. Hope you've got a low deductible, OP!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for parking by a tree
blueslushy 0
Yes you turd, we should all move away where they're arent any trees. Kill yourself!
Cman1494 4
that sucks
oopsie_daisy8446 0
12th
Jenx3FUH 0
Number 13 is 12th...
MartyFuffkin 0
"a loud crunch"? WTF.