Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
Tannasgh 22
I'd tell to kiss my chunky ass and throw him out the door...
poisonedpeanuts 22
Dump that asshole! He doesn't deserve you!
Axel5238 29
I'd say get rid of him. People that have attitudes like that won't change that's who they are. Same thing with people are immature past when it's generally acceptable. That's their sense of humor, it isn't gonna change.
deltax 8
tell him that you've accepted that he's an idiot, but that doesn't extend to being an asshole
YellowSquirrel92 17
I actually had a friend similar to your boyfriend in middle school. Almost all of our conversations was about him telling me how to be cool. According to my "friend" you couldn't be cool if you had zits, wore bangs, had a stomach that sticks out, or if you're best friends with a girl who gets bullied constantly. I never changed, but every time he gave me advice I just wanted to punch him in the face. No one should have to change for anybody unless we want to, but by our own choices and not by the judgmental criticism of others.
greywolf19k 0
I'm liking how everyone here is quick to thrash the guy without asking if the OP had put on weight, changed to a more sedentary lifestyle, etc. Sounds like OP got comfy, put on weight, and assumed her man would be okay with it. Sorry, if you can't take care of yourself, then I don't need you around.
silverbane27 13
Finally someone with some common sense thank you
amsterdamgirl 20
you should leave him. this is not an acceptable way to talk to you. this is the beginning to emotional abuse.
sandman676 20
I'm guessing that if you've got a big tummy and big thighs you have a fat ass too he must like that because you didn't mention that
ObviousBooty 14
Wow, what an asshole. If he doesn't like all of you, maybe you should find a boyfriend who does.
travidebla 8
Tell him to **** off.