Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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ShipBandMembers 9
Tell him you've accepted his stupidity but your acceptance doesn't cover the relationship so therefore he is single
tj4234 36
Part of me wonders if he was trying to make a very poorly phrased joke. I mean, O.P., you Irish are like us Scots. You have a pretty dark sense of humour. He's been in a relationship with you for over a year. If he was really so shallow that he couldn't accept your weight, I doubt it would have lasted as long as it has.
fohfuucba 21
Trying to put down your partner like that isn't okay, even as a joke. For the record, I'm a Scot with a particularly aggressive style of humour.
9a_1z 12
I'm not a stranger to that kind of joke, just yesterday I told my partner he had a shitty hairstyle and he looked like a wanker, but everyone knows you can only get away with it if people are expecting it from you. OP was clearly not.
ulissey_fml 22
Tell him he mustn't get so upset, after all ...thighs don't matter that much , and he should know.
janfleury 19
It is time for a new boyfriend. My guess is that he is wishing for you to break up with him (family and friends like you) so grant his wish. You deserve so much more than that. There is someone who will love you just as you are. You deserve nothing less than that. Drop his excessive weight and see how much better life gets.
MenAreFromVegas 5
His bitchy ass better start accepting the single life.
fohfuucba 21
OP, please don't let him off if he says it was a joke. It's not okay to say those things.
bonermonkey 31
I would be outta there SO fast. I'd never dream of saying something so cruel to my partner. Find someone who cares about you, as a person, not just as a thing he can put his dick in.
Etweens96 25
Tell him if hen can't accept you for being you, then he can accept being single.
pandarae 12
What a little boy. Real men don't act like that. Dump that turd.
neuronerd 29
So, does he have any redeeming qualities? I wouldn't be able to be with someone who criticized my body like that, even if he was otherwise great.