Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
mycondolences2u 7
you mean, ex boyfriend, right?
GabbyPLluch88 13
well accept him as a little dick
Tyrez 32
Reality called to say that all this "accept yourself" stuff is great and all but it's bullshit. Accepting yourself is fine if you want to be alone, and if you think you can be happy alone, but if you want other people, well you're better off if you look good. While it is our personalities that truly matter our bodies are still how we communicate and interact together and in the end when it comes to finding a mate it is both important that there is both emotional and physical attraction.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
**** that noise. I'm going to love my l myself exactly as I am, don't like? Not my ******* problem. I know people who prefer chunkier partners, I know people who prefer fit partners. I ain't changing myself for anyone and the right person wouldn't expect it. Here's this really crazy idea not everyone's idea of attractive is the same.
thenetflox 4
We have no idea what OP looks like though, she could be perfectly healthy and her boyfriends just being picky. I've met a lot of people like that.
silverbane27 13
Thank you
Whydoyouask 11
That's true, #86, and like you said, it's your personal decision to opt to keep your current body figure (regardless of shape) and wait for someone who will accept you how you currently are, in shape or not. But, it would be naive to think that there aren't traits that the majority of people find physically attractive, one of those being someone who is in shape. The exceptions are those who find larger males or females attractive, which is fine if you don't mind being the only one loving yourself or limiting your options of finding the "right guy." If that's you, then more power to you.
rialbybba 19
*ex boyfriend
NotSoCoolKid 15
Dump him
AshBash2211 14
Tell him that you accept that he is your ex boyfriend... I dated a guy like that a long time ago. It should NEVER be tolerated!!!!
fullerkate3 17
Yah you should end that
Tomryan279 10
Tell him you accept his 1 inch penis.
CaityMandy 10
Dump him
Thunder_35 10
Everyone wants a thick girl though