Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
That slaps!
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Roll with it
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Top comments
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
Primus_fml 0
Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.
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hannahluvsyou 0
...shes weird (?!?)
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
SarahBearXoX 0
not really^ she's probs jokin around even tho it is mean sorry op
AbnormalAshley 0
Uh so, she just has to suck up the way you are.
zoolandersmagnum 0
do 2-3 sets of 50-70 situps per night and you'll have sick abs in no time. the key is to do each set as fast as you can without stopping. take 3-5 minute break between each set. gl!
edwinadi 0
lol she would of bitched at himm
lettertjes 0
#7: actually, doing a lot of situps as fast as you can is more of a cardio exersice. To train the muscles, you better do slow situps and use a weight. Also, even the most well-trained thick abs will be invisible when they're covered with a half-inch layer of fat (and having a half-inch layer of fat is fairy normal, even with a slim build).
trueblue42 4
that's such a mean thing to say. make fun of her weight and see how she likes it.
erisco 0
haha
phreshboi 1
maybe go apply for a job at a workout place so you can get discount like the guy above in the other FML and make sure you read the fine print and then tan but don't get burnt like the other person who's a retard
78euge781995 0
OP, tell her she's the one who wants to go to McDonalds all the time.
Littlemuffinbox 6
Don't be too hard on yourself OP. If you really want abs, do it for yourself. :)
kaitidid16 0
if it bothers you that much tell your gf not FML, if you don't speak up she may just keep doing it, GL OP!!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Try P90X ! oohhh yeeeaahh
mona_is_here 10
44 no need to follow complicated programs, OP, just keep dieting and working out , don't give up too fast!! also ask your trainer maybe you're making some mistakes concerning nutrition plan etc. good luck with that, I believe in you. I know how hard it is when no one believes in your strength but i know you can .
sammiller4 3
in my opinion adding cardio helps but doing sit ups isn't gonna help much you have to add in other ab workouts that work the lower upper and obliques.
AquaSky 1
Punch her in the ovaries.
xlossofmex 0
18 is correct. Also an ab exercise I like to do is to lay on a bench longways with my legs hanging off mostly and pull my legs up to a perpendicular position to my upper body. Your body starts as a straight line. It works out a lot of muscles and is really good! Also, add protein to your diet (whey protein) to promote muscle development! You can also go to bodybuilding.com or tips.
recr420 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I saw your picture and said ew for a good five minutes. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
romskiies 0
actually 18 is not correct, only the weight part. it's better to do the reps fast becuase that's how your abs feel the burn/workout, going slow will only make em bulky, and if that's what your going for then nvm, but other wise to tone up you have to go fast
Fang_Banger 0
******* dump her.
hbcbmx 5
dnt u hav another account....nerdsgetmehot
dphilipson12 0
omg p90x killed me...but I'm rock hard now... in more than one way ;)
zoolandersmagnum 0
#75 thanks for the backup! I have had a well defined 8 pack in the past so i know for sure my method works. I'm sporting a regular six pack now due to being laaaazy!
shutyerpiehole 0
25--Very mature solution. FYL.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
dont worry OP, theres more of you for her to love!
lessthan0_fml 6
She obviously likes you still if she's with you! Don't be too hard on yourself! She was just joking.
matt692009 0
lol wow, gl anyway
olivia72_fml 0
first
ajohnson2318 0
fatass
tehman117 21
Jackass
Solano2580 24
Dumbass
knibbsy 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Congratulations on being pregnant dude. You'll prolly want a C-section.
McDazzle 0
Keep telling yourself that Catherine...
tpea 1
LOL at least she's honest !
settledownbeavis 0
i love flabby abs they make me horny too
9010649 3
lol 6 "flab"
lettertjes 0
Oooh, aren't you a hurt little soul. She probably meant well.
shurayuki 0
ur bunny is so cute. :)
lettertjes 0
Thank you I'll tell him! Although he doesn't look very cute right now actually, he has scabies (I'm already treating him for it, don't worry) and it's giving him very higgledy-piggledy fur.
shurayuki 0
i hope he gets better soon!
Jandude 9
uw konijn is lelijk