Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
JustSomeBroad 24
It won't end. He'll always be unhappy about something. Please realize you're worth so much more than that.
AKchic 7
Tell him you accepted his small dick, but you will not accept his small, narrow mind - then dump him like the turd he is.
RememberSchlitz 9
Real women have curves. Airbrushed magazine women do not. Next time he wants to get busy, hand him a copy of Cosmop and tell him to have fun.
tarlax 11
As much of an asshole as the boyfriend was, you're not exactly much better by telling women in great shape that they're not "real" and are "fake". You sound like one of those people who calls slim people "skeletons" and "skinny bitches".
9a_1z 12
I have never seen an airbrushed magazine women made of completely straight lines, are you sure you weren't looking at abstract art?
thenetflox 4
Real women have vaginas. That's it. You're body shape doesn't define how "real" you are.
Demon_of_Light 27
Totally get where you're coming from 27, but as a very real woman who has very little curve, I would encourage you to steer clear of creating a singular ideal body type for women.
doemetoch 28
Real women have vaginas? I appreciate the anti-bodyshaming-sentiment, but why exclude our trans sisters?
Thekbking 11
amen to that 127. we should open up our hearts, mind, and complete being to everyone. not just a set group of people
MamaChey 24
Maybe her BF should get together with the dbag friend from yesterday that gave her friend a book on how to lose weight for her birthday. Sounds like a match made in heaven...
laurensaurus 15
Dump him dump him NOW, that is no way for you to be treated, you should find someone else who sees and appreciates your beauty!
LyricaSilvan 30
If those are the most important things to him, he isn't worth it.
anonymous198913 26
"And that's how it works, that's how he lost the girl"
hungryguy 10
I think ur dating a girl
stevenbro 6
I vote for OP taking the high road here and walking out the door. Suggesting that OP tell him that his dick is small is a stupid comeback, because (1) no one on here other than OP knows if that is true and (2) why stoop to his level? Does anyone who reads this seriously think that, as presented, this guy is not a ********?
uzumakinurto 13
ditch his ass. as a man I can tell you I don't want a straight up and down no ass at all bean pole. girls should have curves and a little something to hold on to..and what the hell would he do if yall had kids? your stomach wouldn't be flat for awhile after that
Dynosaur_dollie 38
You do realize that a woman can have children and still obtain a flat stomach if she's fit and eats right, also you can be thin and still have boobs and a butt (curves). As a female I can tell you that I have my own personal preference about my body and some John doe isn't going to change that. I'm still a real woman but I certainly don't have much to "hold on to".
DoomedGemini 38
Women "should have" bodies. That's ******* it. You're not better than him in the belief women should be curvier. You can have a preference, but not everyone should have to meet your expectations and saying women "should have curves" still shames women.