Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
anna31899 16
And that's when you dump his sorry ass
valdania 18
then he should "accept" the fact that he is now single.
dafakeslimshady 12
maybe you should go on a diet
DeathGun 9
Hey op just remember, thick thighs save lives! And there is nothing wrong with a girl who has a bit of padding, just the better to cuddle with!
ellecooliojoe 5
Dump his ass
genshift 8
Tell him that his "acceptance" offends you.
silverbane27 13
It's good that he feels he can be honest with you and bring up something that is bothering him rather than lie or act like it doesn't bother him while slowly getting distant over time . There is nothing wrong with having a preference for what you find attractive
catherinecas 30
Yeah, but it's not cool to tell someone that they're willing to lower their standards for you. There are much better ways for her boyfriend to express what he was feeling.
graphicstyle7 17
No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a preference, but it sounds like this is an extremely destructive way of having that preference. He could 1. Get out of this relationship and find someone he's more attracted to, sad, but honest and direct., 2. Encourage her to exercise more in a positive way, for example, "Hey, you know, you're beautiful, let's go to the gym together!" or 3. He could stay silent and accept that he has flaws, she has flaws. But instead, he's offering this criticism as if her goal is to conform to his wants in all things. That's so many kinds of wrong.
suznmar 16
That's a deal breaker
dani07april06 3
drop that piece of shit like a dead decaying rat
c00kie14 11
I don't know how you can still be with him after he said those things to you. I hope you find some self worth, dump him and find someone that deserves and loves you just the way you are.