Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
moonshinegurl77 17
You deserve it for staying with him!
SpaceStarShit 9
DUUUUUUMP HIIIIIIIIIM
nameisname 12
Tell him you don't appreciate him talking to you like that and makes you feel (insert feelings here)
Camry_Girl420 18
wow he is sickening!! ditch him OP and find someone that won't sound like such a dou he and that would love and accept all of you
aspecialspecial 21
Okay... Question: 1) why is he dating you if he doesn't like your form? 2) why are you dating him if he's such a dick?
latenerd 11
Tell him you "accept" his physical flaws but your acceptance does not extend to his "shitty personality and ****** up values." Then DTMFA.
agbxoxo 3
I hope you mean your EX boyfriend.
18but12 9
Dumb his douchebag ass
pixierara 28
I don't usually like the people on this app who always say to break up with people but I don't think a relationship like that is all that healthy.
silverbane27 13
Quite the opposite in my opinion. A healthy relationship is one where you can be honest with each other
more4me 27
There is honest , and then there is being a douchebag.
samlovesham1234 9
Where did he get these unreal expectations? His **** stash? Seriously, drop his ass, he is not worth the time and space.