Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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Comments (115)
Adrian78017 4
You should leave him or cut off intercourse
strictlyrude12 12
don't deal with assholes and don't let love and Like get confused. Time and freedom aren't forever so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about yourself or makes you feel less then you are worth!!
cheykloster 3
I would drop him like a hat.
BFlowing 21
Girl, I'm going to give you the most heartfelt advice I've ever given anyone ever: YOU NEED TO ******* RUN. I'm serious. Get away from him. He may seem like a good person but anyone who makes you feel like you're barely acceptable and feels the need to express negative judgement on your body when there are no health issues involved (which I'm assuming) is not a person who respects you and has your feelings at heart. Respect and acceptance are the BASIS for any healthy relationship. Please trust me, I was with a guy like that once and he managed to amplify my insecurities so much that I'm still dealing with the psychological wounds to this day (for example once he told me my tummy 'rolls' were gross. HE USED THE WORD GROSS TO DESCRIBE MY BODY. Now I have problems with showing my stomach or with people touching it). Please save yourself. You deserve SO much better. Let us know how you dealt with the situation, I'm genuinely worried even if I don't know you personally. Nobody deserves psychological abuse. Sending you hugs and the strength to get through this
Lovely_lynx_22 5
Tell your boyfriend your acceptance doesn't extend to his rude ass. Kick him to the curb and get a real man.
ever_enthralled 19
Sounds like it's time to ditch that asshole.
graphicstyle7 17
I have always been chubby and imperfect. I had a boyfriend like that a long time ago. There is NO WAY I would put up with that kind of bullying, hurtful, hateful "you'd be acceptable to me if you were just this way" kind of B.S. EVER AGAIN. Go get yourself someone better, and leave this jerk to his own devices. Maybe he has some great qualities you like, but, and you have to trust me on this, NONE of it is worth this sort of behavior. This is a "deal breaker" situation, and the one to break the deal first will hopefully be you.
analbeadlicker 14
Thick thighs are nice though... All body types are nice besides anorexic and obese ones those are just unhealthy
lollipopfudge2 4
How about you lose some weight you piggy. oink oink
merican_redneck4 11
But thick thighs are the best ear muffs