Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Kurby14 21
tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one
GhostFox 34
Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.
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redscarf_fml 8
You mean ex-boyfriend of a year and a half?
jbrabander 16
I had the same exact thought.
TheSaiyanQueen 8
You need to leave him rn. Any guy who doesn't accept you for you, doesn't deserve you.
Laphog 17
You can do the response that literally everyone on FML will say or think , which is " well , you've got a small dick ". Which will definitely **** with him, because you can't change that. ( dick push-ups aren't real) But honestly , if he's not sexually attracted to you , you should consider leaving him for someone that is. It's only going to go downhill from here.
ViviMage 40
Tell him to accept all of you and your faults, as you would accept him, warts and all. Or dump him for not loving all of you.
sNOOBie_fml 24
Tell him that you accept your body as it is and hopefully this was a feeble attempt to make you happy, not as hurtful as it sounded.
bosniangirl27 21
Tell him you accept that he's now your ex
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Why would you want to be with someone who puts you down? Your partner is supposed to cherish you, not tear you down.
AwkwardBookworm 27
Tell him your acceptance doesn't extend to his shitty personality.
Mandie86 15
If he loves you, your stomach and thighs wouldn't matter. You deserve someone better!
Hozu 3
If you really want to **** with him, get in shape so you match his "preference", then ditch him. But it's probably better to ditch him first, so you can move on with your life.