Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Karen
Sleep well?
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
State College, United States
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
BK2017
Orlando, United States
Stressed out
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
targetlove
Australia
Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Ouchies
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Sting
Manassas, United States
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.
reapfml 0
ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed
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Starchild21 3
Sucks for you dude I hope you drowned the wasp Cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
mushoo_fml 0
OP should be thankful it wasn't a squirrel.
wiserman 0
nature's way of telling you to not be a fag
alexandraa_fml 0
What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.
nickernutz 0
I call fake. if a wasp stung me on the nuts I'd be seeing a doctor not taking the time to put it on fml.
ZleveL 0
If a wasp stung me on the nuts I'd die
sparkman97 7
do ur nuts float or something? how did the wasp get underwater?
teentee401 37
63: He could've gone to the doctor and gotten it sorted out before posting
tayymeds 23
bit* wasps don't sting
flying_vegan 0
YDI for having a bath. Seriously that's just washing in your own filth after about a minute or two.
wienerwagon 0
You dumbass, OP clearly stated he was taking a bath to relax. He wasn't trying to get clean.
marc_with_a_c 3
And even if he had been doing it to clean, so what? People have been taking baths for centuries. And hey, you can always just rinse in the shower if you're being so anal about bathing in your filth.. seriously unless you were really filthy, full of dirt and all, a bath would be fine.. if you're dirty enough that it turns the water to mud, then I suggest a shower first to at least remove the biggest part of it THEN a bath.. But yeah as was mentionned, he took a bath to relax, not even to wash.. not that it would matter, would it?
PunxsatownyPhil 0
I always take a quick shower afterwards (to rinse off and wash my hair).
llcooljoey 0
haha 22 said anal
abasio 1
shower before the bath and everything is rosie.
roytao 2
wasp:FML
ballinpro23 3
really how could a wash sting you underwater
xCrackerx 3
Those washes are vicious. Don't underestimate them.
alexandraa_fml 0
OP will have mutant wash chirrens.
omghehehe 0
Oh shit!!! LOL (sorry don't mean to be laughing) :) That must've hurt like hell! I hope your nuts didn't swell up too big. Save your boys!
Jobin52 0
Hahahahaha I don't mean to laugh either. Hope your balls are okay! LOL :(
reapfml 0
ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed
jchansfan 0
Don't you mean it stung you in the "HAPPY SACKS"? LOL :P
SenGaeriel 3
I was gonna say that! LOL!
JessiGoose 0
Are you 13?
WorkThatButt 2
I love it when a wasp stings my butt