Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
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Top comments
stolencrackers 1
That sucks.. unfortunately the lotion didn't help.. but sheesh.. someone can't take a joke/sarcasm. FYL
chellinha93 0
agree with #6... a little sense of humour wouldn't kill her.
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Comments (47)
GodOfBeer 5
YDI for being lame at jokes...and 1st!
GodOfBeer 5
neg votes? **** you all jealous assholes cause I got 1st comment lool
Flamersplamer 0
try not bragging moron.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Gandhi?
brodizzle 0
you share the skin condition but you didn't think you'd try it first? YDI
crazytoaster 2
Why try it first? If it's going to eat my skin away, someone else should try it first and protect my skin.
brodizzle 0
haha, but in that case, the punch in the face is quite well-deserved
Katy326 10
Maybe OP did try his/herself but didn't have a reaction. Their sister just could've had an allergic reaction or something.
8trickster8 0
Who?
LatinoHeat 0
Clay Aiken would have super-kicked your sister if she had attacked him like that. YDI.
stolencrackers 1
That sucks.. unfortunately the lotion didn't help.. but sheesh.. someone can't take a joke/sarcasm. FYL
chellinha93 0
agree with #6... a little sense of humour wouldn't kill her.
Rayn4u_fml 0
One for the bad advice and one for the joke…? Be glad you didn’t add: “because then your skin would definitely look like pizza”. #6 and 7...people get really sensitive when it comes to appearances. Maybe it was on her face ^^
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
Rayn4u_fml 0
You deserve a medal, just for that lol!
jons_phucked 0
brave sir robin= LMAO!!!!
has_problems 0
lmao brave_sir_robin
Anteezy 7
Terrible fml.