Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
frankfukhergood 0
Yeah... "accidentally." My guess is that he just wanted to watch the football game.
Roxas_fml 0
You should have done it back to him and told him to get you some ice and a coke while he was up there.
jeebers98 0
kick him in the balls then says "oops get some ice for that and while your up bring me a coke and hurry i'm thirsty"
Jaguaress 2
I hope that now he's your EX-boyfriend for the way he treated you.
murphy22 6
OMG my boyfriend does the same stuff to me all the time! i just get him back when i get my monthly visit from mother nature lol. then i'm in so much pain i cant walk and every single time he sits down or starts to sit down i think of something he can run and get. lol
TheRiceMonster 0
The fact that you are still with him tells me you allow this to happen. YDI
vanavril14 1
Darling, dump hm, if he doesnt show any compassion for you even when youre hurt, that means he wont take care of you and expect you to take care of him even when youre not able to. Just dump him that was so lousy my mouth dropped open when I read this.
Kikishi 0
What a dick, when my boyfriend hurts me on accident; he treats knocking his elbow into my eye as if he ripped my eye out on accident So I cannot believe there are men out there like that and there are women who put up with it. I would have dumped him and bitch slapped him in the process. I respect my guy so he has never been hit. YDI for being with him still but FYL for him doing that.
Perversive 0
Why do women act like they can hit a man and that's that? We have equal rights in self defense to rip your faces off :D.
MAV223 0
To 112! If ur a real man, you dont need to defend yourself from a female... man up and "take it like a man" :)
Sixpakastan 0
Did you put ice in the glass for him?
hypa_kitty 0
Lighten up.. it was an accidental thing as she said they were messing around,... however.. id have probably told him to get it himself.. or thrown it on him and said "opps sorry!" xD