Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
SunshineBoy21 0
lol - so hot that the OP makes Gorillas spank their Monkeys!
ortega_fml 0
ydi for being a sl*t.
boopityboppity 11
No need to be so saucy, Ortega.
KiddNYC1O 22
that was unecessary, Jessica alba ^
pcakewafflebacon 0
I didn't know they could do that
WiseGuy79 14
Lol 20 wins the comment of the day award hands down
KingDingALing 9
Hahahahahahaha this is a funny ass fml!
pinkpillowz 0
monkeys are SCARY!
eyedefineme 0
or maybe Op looks like a female gorilla.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Bad gorilla. You need to spank that monkey.
Stupified 0
Lol^
BallinJ 0
did it give u a cum shower?
xsam4296x 0
HAHAHAHA! You should take it as a compliment!
imonaboat79 2
lol @ 20
Kartor 6
Haha...effin hilarious.
bigbadtim 7
FYI Monkeys and gorillas are two different species of animal, and are not related to each other.
pancake_mixx 9
I love how it doesn't show OPs gender... so imagine if it was a guy. Gay Gorilla [;
boopityboppity 11
The same way that slightly more intelligent animals, called "humans," do, 165.
tenaka_fml 0
165 - Seriously? Do you need a diagram?
bmexoxo98 0
finish it off!! get itself some monkey tonite bitchh!aha
omfgrofl1337 0
btw also #117, stop using a girl youve never met befores pics
omfgrofl1337 0
haah its ironic cuz im using a google pic too but im not impersonating, its for laughs. but yea 117 dont use izzis pics, faking is dumb. ive talked to her before and faking is pretty much her biggest pet peeve
omfgrofl1337 0
gay, the numbers changed. all 117s above are now 172
tweetbaby14 18
you're lying, gorillas have small penises and aren't promiscuous like chimps. also animals would do this period unless it was a person in a costume.
tweetbaby14 18
*wouldn't sorry about the typo
INSAN3_Y1T3QBAN 0
same way any one else would
crimsongetsu 0
take it as a complement.. if u were a gorilla, u wuld be a hot one
Melaniee_fml 0
actually animals have sex instinctively for reproduction, they do not do it for pleasure. (although I guess that would be a nice bonus). and I can't really see this being true.
tweetbaby14 18
not all animals 198 just most, and gorillas happen to be in the most group.
Mehness 0
It's either monkies, gorillas, or both that also can do it for pleasure. They're smart enough or close enough to us I guess.
kbtpwns 0
What the ******* ****
Nolwen_fml 0
Lawl. That was a great FML.
missjay23 0
gorilla thought you were a sexy beast
rockhound 0
you should have shit in your hand and thrown it at him.
schnitzel5 0
haahahahahhhahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahhahahaahahahahhhaaahhahahaaahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaha
mps1969 8
Hmmm so the monkey was spanking his monkey ?
MJs_lover4evr 0
lmaooo @162 .. win ^^
chark16 0
That's not entirely true. Bonobos for example engage in sexual behavior for pleasure much the same way humans do. Additionally, zoologists have been known to teach various primates in captivity how to ********** so they can then collect the sperm and use it for artificial insemination.
HomeAl0ne 20
Exactly the same way as humans.
Panthersfan2834 3
fyl but take it as a complimant!
PanteraRules 0
Maybe OP looks like she should play in the WNBA, or he looks like Shaq
ZeroMachine 3
Explain dogs humping legs then. Or that masturbating turtle that I saw on youtube. How the hell do we know animals don't have sex for pleasure? Are scientists handing out questionnaires or something? Of course they do it to procreate, but who's to say they don't just do it because it feels good? They just might not be as frequently horny as primates. I have to assume most quadrupeds don't ********** because they lack the opposeable digits.
LawlCakes99 0
I call shananagins
rawr_forever 0
284, Dogs usually hump legs to show dominance. Concerning the turtle, I wouldn't have any idea, I haven't seen the video.
aeroliontvw 4
dolphins, though they can't **********, will have sex for pleasure. several animals do, including primates. learned that on discovery I think?
angrynegro7 16
Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko!
BabesYourAStar 0
82# win.
ceddyz17 10
#20 is a win
Alitsia88 4
yeah good use of puns...
trixfits 0
dumbass it's a ******* gorilla
ShyAnn29 15
Yes dolphins do have sex for pleasure and for reproduction
lady_lipz 7
I see what you did there... lol
DoomSkuller 28
#198 Some apes do do it for pleasure, and so do dolphins
hedgerow 0
he thinks you're hot
boopityboppity 11
Thank you kindly for explaining for us. We were confused.
hawkmcge3 0
^lol sarcasm ftw
why_did_i_say_so 0
haha i just love when people likes monkeys
frogydays 0
funniest thing ever!
Shell02 0
lmao
Shell02 0
lmao
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
LetsRollOut 2
Win!
humzizzl3 0
I agree with youu
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I dont
cowycal 4
^Well then, kind sir, I suggest you do as the gorilla and go **** yourself.
jaybird9 0
ewwww .
curlgirl1311 0
haha this reminds me if Tarzan!
teentee401 37
How?!
lady_lipz 7
right?! Tarzan was a Disney movie, and included nothing similar to this... smh
crudeandrudeguy 29
What kind of ****** up Tarzan did you watch as a kid
lilikawaii 6
Why not take it as a compliment? ;) heehee Gorilla thinks you're sexy! ^__^
WolfsGuns 0
so many ppl from vegas :D its awesome
gggfrt 0
look at that again. a GORILLA thinks OP is sexy. a GORILLA.
dudeitsdanny 10
Haven't you watched King Kong? Gorillas don't have bad taste.
EmoOrange 0
Did you return the favor?
nascar1477 0
prolly... lmao
ken328 0
WIN
PWNjaban 0
Haha, a horse did that to my friend once. She walked up to the pen the horse was in and its penis extended out of its little pouch thing.
xlozzax 0
^^ epic win!!
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
96 Youre a party pooper
rawr_and_stuff_s 0
that means it's gonna pee smart one
PWNjaban 0
@96 why don't you give us all the technical terms? :p @207 I'm pretty sure it didn't need to pee afterward.
RythmDancer 1
Ur stupid horses mostly dangle for no reason. It's like when guys like to chill in their boxers
iskusmarines 0
make him a sammich and give him a *******
Nefertatah 0
Typical male behavior *eyeroll*
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, it always annoys me when most guys just see a girl, pull down their pants, and start jacking off. It really clogs the hallways.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
And they never have enough wet floor signs, either.
hamshama 0
bwahaha 100 FTW!!!! XD
gibby1235 6
wow
boopityboppity 11
Worse yet, JaneDoe, is when guys happen to glance out their windows while driving. "Bridge may be slippery" signs are in almost as short supply.
SunglassGirl22 0
lmao #112 :P
Helldemon 32
lmao, 100 and 112 ftw
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aah, and suddenly the high incidence of summertime bridge crashes is explained. Here I thought there was a weird black ice phenomenon in the local riverbank microclimate.
saxygurl 0
lol:)