Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
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untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
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Comments (311)
untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
MsTs1 0
Some People would kill to live near a nudist community and you're here whining about that?
birds_fml 7
Sweet, I would love to have a place overlooking a nudist colony! You gotta be seriously messed up if naked people upsets you so bad that you wouldn't want to live in a cheap place. I really don't get people who are grossed out by other people's bodies, even if they're old and fat. It's just skin. The dumpster is grosser than old naked people. Get over it.
Starchild21 3
Haven't you guys seen Eurotrip? It will change your views about nude beaches lol :P _____________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Zhejan 0
I'd shit bricks if I had to see that many dicks
arsenalfcboy 6
How did you not notice while looking round? YDI
cackle 0
With the money you save from the inexpensive apartment, buy some blinds. Problem solved.
xenomorph 0
Better yet, print out a scene and hang it over the window as a fake window. I tried it once.
lonewolf999 1
Yeah I agree. Buy some blinds or use the curtains.
Drock85 0
that's not soo bad, at least you know the neighbors aren't shy.... just make sure they know what your talking about when you come over to ask for some sugar
Zero198209 0
Get A CAMCORDER and put it on the internet , this could be very lucrative ...dumb ass ... it could pay ur inexpeciive rent.....oh yeah its probably already paid thanks to ur local hard working tax-paying neihbors---u derseve it...whiney scum.
letsmovetoparis 0
hey, already there's a new club to join and plenty of sexual prospects
someone2me2 1
not an fml the opposite
blump68 0
you should join the nudists...
danyfuckinheatle 0
hot broads walking around nude. no prroblem with that.
megamandude455 10
hey 1 nudists include other women and op's probably not gay. and they're kind of perverted if you ask me
dai1227 0
sweet!!!
locacolloca 0
ya I know, I would have to buy a better pair of binoculars lol
sk8rchick97 0
yum! jk
Hunthas 17
Save money on ****? It all evens out
KazutoKirigia 16
Or some binoculars. Whichever way you roll.
mommy2cassidy 18
#231 Get laid or something instead of spazzing out.
bgreen1111 16
It might seem awesome, but consider this: Not everyone at a nudist camp is a sexy collage girl (or a sexy collage guy, if the OP is a girl). There are probably some nasty ass looking old people out there. You guys really want to see an old persons *******? Or 40 year olds sausage? But seriously OP, get some curtains. It wont be horrible, you'll survive somehow.
im_a_squid 25
N bb u
mcdonna 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i see nothing wrong with that but YDI for buying an apartment
ravenscheer3415 0
When you grow up you will learn that there is absolutely nothing wrong with living in an apartment.
wRIPPERw 23
You people kill me. ****** troll. My old apartment was awesome. My new house is awesome-er
Gisellee 0
hahaha! hows that an FML?
plexico 4
Is there a word for "more than perfect?" If you are dissatisfied, I'll sublet!
kukopia 0
Good to see some optimizm. But nudists are very seldom 'babes'. Quite the opposite from what I hear.
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
catatonicsleep 17
at least no one will mind if you walk out the shower and forget to shut the blinds first....
Vaetrus 0
Neither of you make sense. What does it matter if OP was renting an apartment or getting a house? I don't really see the issue. Just don't look. What, are you a recovering voyeur or something and can't stand that much nudity without bursting from hormones? People might have a laugh or two at it, but keep the drapes shut. And you might even attract guys. Or find out how many guys find you attractive. Not like those people out the window could hide it, or would.
neverbr 0
So..? That's perfect! Lol. Nothing like the sight of fresh ass during the morning! :)
greenltrn2003 0
I chuckled @ that...but its true. Everyone needs a breast of fresh air sometime in their life
wat11115 0
what is unfresh ass?
QueenFrancis 0
Wah wah wah. You have a great and convenient apartment. Suck it up and get some curtains.
deucebrew 0
I understand. If something is perfect, how can it get MORE perfect. That my friend has just happened, try to cope.
Reyo 2
I have...hell, I've even been to such nudist communities (by accident...don't ask.) Oh god...so...much...HAIR!
JordoK 0
And thank you #14, you beat me to the punch and elaborated my thoughts exactly
galad2003 0
Even if they are old and ugly this is still a win. The Op has a non stop source of entertainment - he can look at and laugh his ass off at these people and now he has all kinds of good stories. Plus he might luck out and see some hot people too. He still has the option to close the blinds and gets a cheap apartment.
fretforyerlatte 0
oh get over it. the place is still perfect for you. if you don't want to see the nudists, keep your blinds closed on that window. i'm sure they don't ALL overlook the nudist colony. and so what anyway. it's just some naked people.
boone_fml 0
I would still live there. What could be more fun than people watching? Naked people watching!