Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
Gummybears4life 0
did you punch him in his eye?
MAV223 0
What a loser! He's not a man, he's a spoiled lil boy! I wish someone would hit me in my eye and then ask me to get somethin for them... shoot! Yea right... Not a huge deal, but a bad indication of what the relationship is like.... just get out, leave now!
zendaddy0 0
get him a pepsi or dr pepper the enemies of coke
Gregory_House_fml 0
What a jerk. Elbow his ass in the groin.
JoelsLastNight 18
Wow some guys are **** heads. I'm always trying to help cause i love to help everybody, but some guys do not deserve anyone.
MishaMash 9
Jerk.
FutureUSM 16
Dump him, I wouldn't let someone who clearly has no concern for my well being walk all over me and neither should you. Tell him to get off his lazy a** and get it himself.
tedfragle 12
I hope he's dumped
vb68_fml 28
If he got his soda YDI
123Puppy 33
I hope you broke up with him. He’s so insensitive, and you deserve better.