Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
benisajosher 0
Lame.
jw90 18
What he should of done is said " oh baby I'm so sorry! let me get some ice for that! do u wanna coke while I'm up?
the_stereotype 0
win
kindness 0
agreed.
AuriPantz 0
@#39: SHE'S lucky he didn't dump HER? No, HE'S lucky she didn't dump HIM. The LEAST he could have done was get her ice. I don't give a **** if it was an accident, it happened none the less. But, seriously, OP, I really do hope you mean EX-boyfriend, because if you don't then you're a dumbass.
DameGreyWulf 1
Wouldn't the fact it was an accident warrant him getting the ice more than if he did it on purpose? Yeaaaah, she should probably dump him. "Whoops, you're in temporary pain, guess we can't be intimate anymore!"
scateice 0
Dump his bitchy ass
valeria_07 0
YDI FOR DATING AN ASSHOLE.
Brooklynxman 0
He needs a serious ass kicking.
truebl00d 0
shouldve elbowed him in the balls...then say oops...theres ice in the freezer...grab me a beer while your there....
kindness 0
lol
muffinsareyummy 1
damn, whatta man. you got yourself a keeper, girl.
justmyluck1212 0
I would like to see how if the genders were reversed, how most of the comments would be "What a bitch!"
TheKitsune 0
I would probably call him a pansy and tell him to suck it up :/
DameGreyWulf 1
No, I would expect her to get ice for him too. The person who causes the accident should get the thing to remedy it. If he hits her, he gets the ice. If she hits him, she gets the ice. It's not really about whether they need it... it's about being concerned just the slightest for them.
SoNotForYou 5
Dump him it's not going anywhere