Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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Top comments
Tsunami87 17
don't we use mobile phones these days?
Temi25 6
at least he wants to see you
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Comments (103)
Temi25 6
at least he wants to see you
ellomellow 0
^ win hahah
ImaWiseGuy 5
eye feel sorry for you....
Emster689 0
1; yeah I agree most guys don't do that! you should feel lucky! :)
ahhhFYL 0
BOOM. HEADSHOT.
Mitcha857 0
that's why most guys don't do that now it's not romantic it can break windows, or faces. On top of that we have cell phones now. Throwing a rock at someones window is outdated.
chino627 0
nothing like a rock to the face to say I love you
ahole123 0
Maybe it wasn't an accident?
ahole123 0
Maybe it wasn't an accident?
almostalbino 10
hahahahahahaha... no.
Adorlee 11
^ because some people are heavy sleepers and don't pick up or answer to anything. I had to throw rocks at some guys window because he wouldn't wake up :/
FarSide 23
When did Jersey women stop sleeping with the boyfriends??
GuessWhatKids 13
HOLY **** WHEN QILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT THROWING ROCKS AT WINDOW IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA?????
miniluda12 12
yeah, that would have been so romantic if he hadnt hit you :p
FiberOptometrist 0
85: LOOKS LIKE YOU LEFT YOUR STEERING WHEEL AT HOME.
zendaddy0 0
awwwwww that's sweet and awwwwww that sucks
Tsunami87 17
don't we use mobile phones these days?
rangermedic77 5
lol win^
jennifer93 0
haha 19 just made my day
braasilianx0 4
lmao 19 made me laugh so much
smileeee_fml 0
#19, win !
sac2000 6
#19 nice:)
navalaviator 0
lol 19 just made my day alot brighter!
BabbiiLovvee 0
26 and we care.
XXizzlerXX 0
bulls eye
MissRoxiie 12
xD
Bella_is_my_name 4
I don't get it 19 :S
mwahaha1 0
did you spear tackle him?
whosechairisthat 0
haha im only commenting u cuz u r 14. woo hoo mee too. :))))) hooray for australians.
wikkedphuka 0
omg...... thats so romantic...*tears* lol dummy
redbluegreen 41
And they say chivalry is dead.
mikolyshka 0
why throw rocks when you have a phone? back then people didn't have the luxury of a cell phone.
alexg823 0
Now why would you throw your phone? That's absurd.
SadinSherman 16
Someone else already made that joke.
ashleymarielouis 0
#50 lmao get 'im. (:
luvppl 6
death: 1 chivalry for you: 0 sorry
iLazy 0
Betcha didn't see that coming
swittig 0
I see what you did there, but now she can't. Giggity!
SeerePetrova 0
now that made my day.... the giggitty thing
Nikkitaria 9
I guess you could call that a bullseye
whosechairisthat 0
awwwww...... :)
mexicotoucher 7
Can't your bf afford a phone?
Blueglasscup 18
Aw shucks. That ain't half as romantic!
Ieatpeople17 0
Throw the phone next time
bloodycherries_fml 3
hmm good aim and it shouldn't be that bad since it's a small rock.
carnage1108 0
it wouldn't hurt if she had any reflexes at all