Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(
xFalzz 0
Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.
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Comments (167)
dudeitsdanny 10
A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(
sexybitch92 0
ewwww !
ThinIce 0
Decapitated roast rabbit.. yum
khung835 6
i'm glad the cat died. baby rabbit is (was) a being too...
eazyeeze 0
Did you keep a foot for good luck?
selenagirl_fml 0
I meant rabbit. (silly me)
omgimdabest 0
Ydi for having a cat. ydi for having a cat with psychological problems. ydi for having a cat who is a serial rabbit killer lol
legonut4 0
it's funny because your dead cat put a dead rabbit on your bed as a going away gift
RiiOT09 9
I think your cat just wanted to let you know how he felt about you
NikkiSixx22196 5
YDI FOR HAVING A CAT!
Shookitup 0
awh poor kitty :(
missvee98324 0
its not the cats fault the rabbit died. he probably thought ot was a toy because they do that with mice too.not purposely though.and the rabbit couldve had rabies
GothKitty19 0
Awe that's sweet
quent10 0
take this to remember me by...
Lumpy760 0
YDI fir having a cat .. and all be wanted ou is to have his chew toy you bastard
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
silly rabbit, we told u tricks r for kids.
changetheworld 0
aww, how cute.
astarwarsfan 0
the pussy left a hare
thegirlnextdoorr 0
I feel so proud... I modded this like two hours ago:) OP- That's nasty. Haha
FunnyWeasel 7
oh that is so sad........a baby rabbit! those are so cute.
eggjuggler 0
I think that's sweet... Kitty was just wishing you good luck in his absence by giving 4 rabbit's feet. =)
Melaniee_fml 0
awh how sweet :)
potterwatch 0
4- that pic looks like Miley Cyrus
changetheworld 0
really.?
aaliyahsagirah 5
actually, a cat leaving a hunted animal as a present for the owner is a sign of respect from the cat. it was trying to impress the OP as it would one of it's own kind. so you're an idiot for thinking the cat has 'psycological problems'. grow up.
elizzcbs13 0
awww poor kitty. =( don't you care that your cat died? just wash your sheets!
joooeee 3
this isn't nearly as gross as the time todd packer left a gift for michael scott
fatguy805 0
cats are lame
Fumo 0
what a considerate cat; it's the thought that counts!
number0 8
YDI for having a bed. 109 - it probably wasn't as smelly as the package either.
ladiesman14 0
would have been great if you walked in eating a bowl of TRIX and sad "silly rabbit trix are for kids"
doorfloor 0
you shall cherish it forever.
JessiiBabii 0
lmao!!!! win!!!!
hackymeal 0
He didn't want you to be petless, but got hungry on the way in
beastmcbeastly 0
he probably ate the head and choked
MxMayhem 0
That is... Awesome. B-B-Q?
TheNewGuy03 29
story of my life. >< i kid. |the kid|
ayeitsmerr 0
"bloody bunnies smeared across the groouunnd!" I love HORSE the band... I swear there's a song for every word out there these days. but fyl, that sucks.:/.
whitetrashed 10
a) ydi for having a cat? wtf? get a life b) psychological problems? theyre born killers, like lots of other animals. besides im sure youve eaten some animal before, so are you psychologically disturbed as well? c) a serial killer? see point b. d) your an ass :P
Ninjasaurus18 9
91 appears to be the only one here with the slightest ounce of intelligence. How can you not know that cats want their owners to feel proud that their companion is such a good hunter and can bring home food for them. When they do that, scold them a bit if they left it on your bed or somewhere that can't have all those germs but praise them for bringing in kill. That keeps the cat happy.
KelceyLoves 0
He thought you'd be hungry.
kevg 0
first?
Barrientos432 5
Awww he loved you! :P Dead pussy is bad pussy..
yelwarc 0
not always...
Mumbellosity711 0
yelwarc. does that mean you **** dead cats?
ahhhFYL 0
woahhh buddy.
FunnyWeasel 7
that's true when you have necrophilia.
Barrientos432 5
o.O
yelwarc 0
it's a weird feeling knowing that you are alive while inside something dead
oneforme 0
moderated
number0 8
78 - like clothing? or cars?
TheNewGuy03 29
78: is there something you'd like to tell us all? or are you just pulling our leg(s)? |the kid|
yelwarc 0
no bro I really **** cats lol awe I love ******* with people :)
stephan18 23
Yelwarc - you're one sick SOB I'd hide that profile pic, doesn't do you good when you post shit like that!
xFalzz 0
Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.
perdix 31
YCDI (Your cat deserved it) for being a trans-species, pedophiliac, necrophiliac skull-******. Why you let such a weirdo into your house, I'll never understand!
josh5634 0
don't judge perdix he is always right :P and yeah fyl op
sarah48_fml 0
perdix isn't always right.. everything he says is an opinion..
perdix 31
No, Sarah, sometimes I state facts. Lots of times, I just make 'em up, too.
Bobby64 29
I love how FMLs about cats always get crappy comments like, "YDI for owning a cat!", but FMLs about dogs never get, "YDI for owning a dog!" >_>
Ninjasaurus18 9
... Cats do that. They bring dead animals as gifts. My cat Linus always did. Hell he caught birds while he was on his yard leash(we lived in the city in an apartment, and he needed to get outside somehow) and would leave them on our dressers or beds.
stephan18 23
I'd like to see you doing stand up perdix. NOT!
bellatrix0805 2
That's horrible
AspisBlue 0
well cats dont like flowers, it was a gift in his eyes.
lizzilla8297 2
lol!!!
KelceyLoves 0
Wots "taters" precious? Stupid, fat hobbitses..
shibainu519 0
decided to show it to you aHEAD of time!
HeyyImPhuong 0
That's Sad. And Cute