Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
now you know your boyfriend will tell the story of how he accidentally punched you in the face to someone else. this will result in another punched face. somebody needs to stop this vicious storytelling cycle before the whole world gets punched in the face.
imanethesmart 0
Is your boyfriend's name Chris Brown?
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Comments (89)
Spyrunner 0
Sorry
crackiebob 0
fail
Melkezidech 0
A cup of Ramen makes it all better.
rawriown 0
lmfao
_swimcutie_ 0
One word. FAIL..
Tripout 0
YDI for standin in arms length of him.
brianred5 0
break his nose back
thor89 0
I"ll Chris Brown a Bitch!!
ILikePopCorn 0
haha, i think that he just made up the whole intire story just to be able to punch you in the face. that or you have bad luck. but i go for the first one. ;-)
Fatalally 4
There's nothing wrong with it if you yell surprise. Surprise! * Back's up slowly...runs away screaming* lol
shadaboo2014 0
#43 it's her boyfriend u dummy
michael32123 0
agreed with 59.. he Chris browned ur ass
cellycrunk 16
how many times must he repeat this story before he realizes he's going to hit people everytime? :)
Foxracingluver 0
second.... not that it matters hehe
xHabsfanx 0
Keep on trolling, trolling trolling for the world to change, one day our trolling generation will rule the FML population Sorry a John Mayer song was on as I was posting this... OP, next time stand a metre away from your boyfried when he tells you stories.
xHabsfanx 0
Now that I read my comment, I think it would make more sense if you stand a couple more metres away..well unless you want to get punched again.
tokintot07 0
you're right #2 it doesn't matter. and OP that's probably what happened to his bestfriend..
Jman0509 0
ouch that sucks
nutycowboy 3
that sucks...you should have punched him back!!!!
shadaboo2014 0
thts wat I'd do
dreamer15 0
epic fail
MQ_was_here 0
I call those a freudian "slip of the fist".
GeneralCha 3
^ win for saying something intellegent ^
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
I applaud your play on words!
MQ_was_here 0
Why, thank you 65 and 66.^^
GeneralCha 3
I do what I can lol
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
falcon punch!
Secret_Fire_King 0
damnit.. You're the definition of troll, aren't you, #2 ?
Foxracingluver 0
and ur a sad little poser aren't u #10?
PurpleSquirrel 0
lol win
Secret_Fire_King 0
I actually consider myself a pretty happy poster.. :) See?
wordgirl 0
Are you surrrrrre he was acting? :p