Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
psyx 0
Ouch.
godsrightnutsack 0
what a douche
Nex_Iuguolo 0
yeah, you should have been in the kitchen anyways.
TheDoge 0
Agreed. You did go upstairs and get the coke, right?
nriney 0
no sandwich?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
don't 4get his damn sammich 2!
DonkeyShoez 0
dang, whoever said this isn't an fml is freakin stupid. can't you see that if someone elbowed you in the eye and you were somewhat blind wouldn't you be like "**** my life" and then she has to do manual labor because her boyfriend is really lazy. this is definitely an fml.
zandalee 20
Tell him to get @&$"&&
cadillacgal79 32
Can anybody here translate the above comment? I think it's asshole but that doesn't make sense.
Shmeaty 0
this isn't an fml.
machete_fml 0
Lold
ParaplegicPony 0
What's the big deal here. You're about to leave the room, so he puts the TV on. If a guy sees that his girl has a problem, it comes down to two things. If he can help, or if he cant. In this situation, it's not like there's anything he can do to heal your eye, so he tells you you should put some ice on it. He asks you a favor of grabbing a coke while your already there getting ice. Seriously, what's the big freaking deal. Stop being an ungrateful bitch.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Actually, #24, you're right, he can't really do anything to heal her eye, but since HE was the one who elbowed her in the face, it would've been nice if he would get the ice for her. Not only did he not get the ice and just sit there, but he also asks for coke? What? His lazy ass can't get upstairs? I've been elbowed in the eye, and ****! It hurt! He's inconsiderate!
Ligerie 0
How am I an ungrateful bitch, and I agreed with the boyfriend. so stfu.
ParaplegicPony 0
Yes inconsiderate, but not FHL.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Yeah, not FHL...agreed on that!
kindness 0
agreed. he's a jerk. a rude, inconsiderate, uncaring, lazy jerk. hope she dumped him. or at least told him how much of a jerk he was and he apologised. genuinely. ha. yeah right. doesn't sound like this guy would. yep. i say dump him. surely you would realise he was a jerk beforehand though? :S
FarSide 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well you were heading that way... what is the problem? I am supposed to ask? You should automatically have brought him back a beer. Unless you wanted a matching shiner in the other eye.
RandomDude256 0
yeah well, think about it. he CAN help get some ice! and get that coke for himself
haveanicedayXD 0
he elbowed her so he should get the ice, it's that simple
Natacha_fml 0
LOL
cayytee 0
i agree. and all these crazy girls need to chill when guys joke about stuff in a girl and think most of the "sexist" comments are funny. theyre just supposed to be funny.
fml_master_ 0
lolz
maichido 0
Mmm. I can totally see why he's your boyfriend.
Kamon97 23
Ya YDI on this one
DJ_Chutfield 4
He put aside his own animal desires for concern over your eye. What's the problem? Ungrateful bitch.
Jami Jones 10
idc how old this comment is, I hope you get hit by a bus
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
dalli 0
hehe
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
feari_princess 0
Well duh. You should have magically avoided his elbow!
jellobean 0
He's a keeper.
Hazy_fml 0
Well.. Did he get his soda?
the_stereotype 0
i hope he got that soda in his eye. and if he gets up, tell him to get some napkins to clean it up. it's pretty much the same thing
bloodberry23 9
Putting laxative in his coke would have been nice too.