me
Australia
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
ouchmyeye
United States
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
nosleep
Australia
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
SoVeryMonday
Canada
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Anonymous
Williamsburg, United States
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.
aback 5
You shouldn't have had sex with him.
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aback 5
You shouldn't have had sex with him.
BootGirl88 0
roses are red, watches are gold... bitch get on ur knees and do what ur told! ;)
Nena713 0
Lol! At first I thought you were crazy and I was wondering what you were talking about. Got it!
stephanie0613 0
Hahahahah 17, win :D
CheshireHalli 19
Go Kay. :D
KingDingALing 9
Kay left me alone the other night. :(
KingDingALing 9
Hahahaha! Don't let him scare you. Wait...I could've sworn that I locked my windows...
_TONGAN_ 5
he sounds kind of violent in his sleep...I guess he plays too much video games!!
klutzycleo 5
The FML, I think, is that OP's boyfriend hadn't apologized (even if he couldn't help it since he was sleeping, it's still the nice thing to do, to apologize) and that he had said something as asshole-ish as "you shouldn't have stayed over." Way to make your partner feel wanted, you know?
Cinn_fml 23
We don't know he didn't apologise. The OP didn't quote the entire conversation, she just quoted his 'excuse'. He might have apologised before or after saying that. He might also have said it as a joke, or annoyed that he'd just been woken up for something that he couldn't help. We don't know all the details.
cmac86 24
he's right. shouldn't have stayed over, shouldn't have had sex.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
who's to even say they had/have sex? just because you sleep over at your boyfriend's doesn't always mean you get some.
iivann 0
that's funny!
knibbsy 4
I'd have given you a second black eye for bringing up the first one. Know your role!
BootGirl88 0
hahaha!!! ye! u tell her what time it is! lol!!!!
babbiebee 0
then your ass would be in the back seat of a cop car
daminantion 14
wahwah, go make me a sammich and get out of my f**kin' bed ;)
shortystar_fml 0
jerk
hannah_14 0
you asshole
TheDrifter 24
Idiot boyfriend. Sleep over more often OP, he needs the practice it seems.
Cinn_fml 23
He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.
BethiiGeex 0
exactly.
Residence_fml 4
Yeah, I just agree with this. Op you say '"his excuse" is there even excuse needed? He can say sorry but it's not like he did it on purpose. You sound really whiney and annoying by posting this, besides he was probably joking like #6 said.
ChubbyCake 5
Ehh I once got punch in the eye. His excuse was "I was boxing with your mom".
rockhound 0
was it fruit punch? fruit punch is good.
FFML_314 12
Well, it's true. If you can't handle how he is when he's sleeping, don't stay over. ;] I think it's funny.
twinny_sc 13
What he meant to say was, "You deserved it, you blanket hog!"
bluelily_ 0
I agree with #8.
alex1432 9
hehe
alex1432 9
You sure it was his elbow???
luvzit 0
lol could been his ****!!!