Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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exileonmainst 16
As long as you don’t have any problems clinking thearly, a knock on the head won’t do you any harm.
RichardPencil 32
And now we see what happens when you fake it!
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Comments (12)
Kurliez408 32
Well, he tried. Get better soon OP! Concussions suck!
exileonmainst 16
As long as you don’t have any problems clinking thearly, a knock on the head won’t do you any harm.
RichardPencil 32
And now we see what happens when you fake it!
Stefany Baillargeon 9
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lobby_Bee 18
Sheesh, how fast was he walking to the bedroom? Looks like he just wanna quickly get rid of you and get the couch all to himself for the game.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Or he didn’t want to drop her on accident so he was hurrying because I highly doubt she’s below 100 pounds and depending on how far he had to go that’s not super easy.
brasenhell 2
Couches ain't for sleeping! ?
sharond23 10
He must have really slammed your head hard if it caused a concussion.
worldclassrager 41
It’s the thought that counts...maybe some practice while you’re awake might not be a bad idea...
just_me_cee 7
I had a head injury before that lead to a concussion and that turned into a month long constant migraine so OP I feel really bad for you. I know it must hurt. lots of icing every 20 minutes and hot baths do give some relief. I still get really bad migranes the injury happened anout 4 years ago. I hope your boyfriend will make it up to you and take care of you. Feel better soon.
James Thompson 8
He must have slammed your head against the wall. A simple accidental knock on the head doesn’t seem likely to result in a concussion. Does he often have accidents involving you?