Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
ami1043 0
well isn't he just a lazy ****! You should have told him to go get his own soda and some ice since he was the one who elbowed you.
XanimalloverX 0
Dump the jackass a real boyfriend would apologize and get you ice and a coke for you and himself
Witchcraft_fml 5
If he's lucky, the can will explode. The fizz makes for added enjoyment.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh man the mental images. That's hot.
WhyworldWhy 0
punch him in the eye go downstairs and get yourself some ice and a coke
kindness 0
haha, agreed XD
GreenHacker 0
What game was it? And yes, it matters :)
BoboMonkey 0
Once again, I hate my gender.. Men are disgusting.
DameGreyWulf 1
Sorry, no we don't "naturally gravitate towards guys who are assholes"
Yatta_fml 0
I don't see the problem, this is only one half of the story and even from this angel I can see how the OP is over-dramatizing events. Posting the story on here is my first clue. Anyway, the boyfriend hurt her by accident... he can't solve the problem, it (apparently) needs ice. Sure maybe he could have got it for her, but I bet she's blowing this while story out of porportion anyway, and the boyfriend didn't think she was badly hurt. She has two legs she can still use, doesn't she? And can see out of at least one eye? (Likely both or the boyfriend would actually have been worried) Maybe it wasn't the most considerate to turn the TV on or whatever but while he's waiting for her... why not? And requesting that she get something while she's up?! I see no harm. "Today, my boyfriend hurt my eye. I said I would go get some ice for it since I was making a big deal out of nothing and couldn't belive he didn't jump right up and get it for me. He also asked if I could get him a drink! OMG - FML"
TheKitsune 0
Your username says it all. Win.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, see, I read this more like within a certain time span, he ended their merrymaking because she was complaining about her eye too much, and turned on the TV instead, then told her to get ice AFTER doing all that. Since, ya know, that's how the FML reads... True, she could have been overdramatic, but at the least definitely /he told her to get ice/, instead of her saying "I'm getting some ice" and him saying "oh while you're up get me a coke?"