Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Top comments
Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
iKaite 0
Dude, seriously. I just lol'd so bad at your misfortune :D
neonokku 0
i guess that just costed him a friendship
Spyderz20x6 0
YDI for going to homecoming and trying to get laid.
namezox 0
I assume no one ever asked you for homecoming =/. Even if you are ugly, try to be beautiful inside.
Chunchunchun 3
I think #30 just got told...
zach055 23
YDI for not going out with your friend
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Win. Mother F*cking Win.
wyld3fyr3 3
ouch
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
dark_mullet 0
Let it be a lesson to the girls who put guys in the friend zone permanently. They will beat up your boyfriend.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
agreed
jazziness 12
A perfect example of this is the twilight saga.
ohmylanta22 5
*slow clap* for 257
Dragonotaku 3
I know what I'm going to do when my friend's boyfriend decides to visit cali from Florida ..
Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
ScaryPants3 0
Take #4's advice. That's way out of line..
americayay 0
Completely agreed. That's completely out of line if you guys WERE dating, let alone as a best friend who likes you.
xerbrus 14
the hell it is he's protecting her because he knows the other guy isn't good enough for her
alexandriababyy 0
he sounds hot.
crutchboy90 0
hells to the yea. the best friend sounds like a badass. an immature one, but still a badass.
ohmanz 0
well maybe he finally learnt to be a man and step up.. if op likes the guy, good! if not.. FYL
apfunction 0
wow #5. it's fucktards like you that make it hard for non-retarded guys.
xleanne_aLly 23
fuucking right, I'd date him fo sure.
Raheemdplayer 7
Your friend sounds like an idiotic douche, why are you even friends with him if hes that obsessed that he will break another guys jaw?
OcBeachBabe 0
Aww... I know how you feel. Except he wouldnt have goten so violent. FYL :(
ziqi92 0
someone doesnt respond too well to being friend-zoned...but shouldnt u have talked things over with ur best friend first? then again, i suggest u dont date someone who'd get jealous so easily...i mean, i've been friend-zoned once but i never thought of hurting anyone...
DameGreyWulf 1
Sounds to me like you didn't know this, OP? If you did... well I don't know the circumstances so I guess I can't call YOU a bitch But your friend sure is one. Damn, tell him to grow up.
joeyl1990 28
Even if she did know her friend liked her how would that make her a bitch?
Sorrel 0
If they wanted you, they should have asked you first. Punch them and break their jaw, perhaps?