Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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imaweener 0
OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
mariahrawks 0
I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.
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Comments (164)
phixx 0
first
saywaturcoco 0
haha
tinetine_fml 0
wow that sucks! n noone cares if ur firsr
thenormalguy 0
lmao
keenan61194 4
well, at least he can punch. maybe he has a future in UFC
asianwolf 2
lolololol. you just made my day!!!
PottheadSam 0
wanna play codmw2
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
I just farted
Biohazard41 0
I almost died laughing
Rakayum 0
i'm sure you blue balled him at one point in the relationship..this is karma
TheCoolGuy3434 0
haha suks for u
thatssomeBS 9
definitely karma...
tehchowder 0
he wasn't asleep or dreaming.
reyemrein 0
He dreams about punching you. This is a sign. Listen to it.
iSwag 0
better than an armbar
DemonChicken 0
RAMBO THAT HOE!!!
NoWFoReVeR 0
I would beat the shit out of that dude for hitting a woman
powermad80 2
this is friggin hilarious. favorited!
shab677 0
lol!
Betz 10
well now you know what you'll be "dreaming" about tonight as well.
ButterflyBaby 0
break up with him. you shouldn't hit girls, intentional or not.
42billybob 5
@151: are you retarded?
Gfrigo 1
tapout!!!
immazombeastxD 0
you didn't make him a ****** sammich
samantha_durano 6
hahah, oh my god that's horrible.
jorgebell17 0
number two, you look amazing!
salic77 11
your pretty.....(:
nevsky6 3
you are not the FIRST to have bloody nose!
Firesushi200 3
i havent been able to breath throygh my nose since i wz born
samantha_durano 6
why thankyou:) #4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?
asianwolf 2
I think it's called breathing through your mouth.
harryman04 0
haha ya 2 you're gorgeous :)
xxxWebbxxx 0
I love it how people are so lonely they try to pick up girls on a random fml comment. lmao
Anonnamus 0
Uh...this isn't a dating website? I thought FML stood for For My Love. **** my life. Back to TWI for me.
xxxWebbxxx 0
^^^. FTW
xiFlyx 0
lmfaaao xDD this is a win .
DonkeyDelight 0
OR, they like to inform people that they are pretty and make them feel good about themselves.
asianwolf 2
I like 98 idea better
im2good25 0
exactly. nothing wrong with 40 year olds complimenting a youngin
Dbag320 0
Sucks.
benito_fml 0
that sucks
Lordlucian 0
U sure he was asleep? lolz
TheFluffNut 0
damn
allen20 0
Dats some rough sexx huh? ;)
allen2020 0
my account got banned >:(
allen2020 0
my comment got deleted! >:((
Craw25 0
damn that sucks
kiss_of_death 0
HAHA THATS A FUKING FAIL THERE
benen 0
niceee
garuru 4
are you dating chris brown? haha
kristen_lesli 0
xD definately win, my friend!!! xD ^^^
imaweener 0
OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
stinkytruck 0
yeah. that's it.....a dream....right!