Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
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Top comments
maharb01 17
silver lining, I bet this provides some new ideas for wedding presents. . videography class, photo lights, zoom lens
kangx1 28
Brain bleach. A lot of it. FYL
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Comments (64)
Neekovolwf 22
.... What?
fakedsincerity 32
His brother and partner are into making amateur ****. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Zanquis 22
Or professional ****, who knows? maybe they met on the set.
jkuralle12 2
ikr it doesnt make sense to me either
maharb01 17
silver lining, I bet this provides some new ideas for wedding presents. . videography class, photo lights, zoom lens
cacheson 42
More silver lining, now you know that was your actual sister-in-law and not just a lookalike!
hellobobismyname 24
#12 - I don't see how that's a silver lining..?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
That's going to be one awkward wedding toast.
Fluffyturtle21 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well at least you have something to compare yours to now
Zanquis 22
I find it funny how some automatically assume OP must be male as OP is watching ****. It is 2016, females are also watching ****. (Doesn't make the OP need less of brain bleach though)
JoffArtist 6
I find it funny how some automatically assume the above comment wasn't made in jest.
Zanquis 22
i find it funny that the above comment thinks that it would make a difference.. Anyway I tried to comment in general but apparantly i accidently touched the reply button previously so now it is stuck to this comment, while there where plenty if others that it applies too also.
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
I thought op was a girl for some reason. Never even considered that op could be a guy.
YungTrapGod 2
I need brain bleach after seeing that comment...
blackrose1996 11
Now that's funny can't believe you got negative remarks
annyruok 0
I only assumed OP is a guy because they were watching only a girl at the beginning, but still could be a girl
kangx1 28
Brain bleach. A lot of it. FYL
kangx1 28
Also to those who had trouble understanding, what I got from it was that he was watching the porno and his brother walked in in the ****. So basically he watched a **** of his brother and sister in law.
Cali 57
That was my understanding. Pretty cringe-worthy stuff, there.
Qandol 26
You should start bleaching but I don't think any type of brain bleach can work after watching that Video.
sohigh10 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your brother is pornstar size and you're complaining? You must have at least gotten some of those genes
nitemastr15 17
Doesn't matter what size either of them is, the point is he saw a **** video of his brother and his fiance.
RavenousRiley 2
Where did you read anything about his brother's size?? People with small dicks make pornos too..
LostInLife94 29
actually it was his future sister-in-law, not his fiancée
Zanquis 22
i think #11 implied his brothers fiance when he wrote: "his brother and his fiance" to me it seemed pretty clear in the way he wrote it. If he wrote it the otherway around it would have been different.
nitemastr15 17
I did mean brother and brothers fiancé a.k.a. future sister-in-law, but i can see how that could have been mistaken. Sorry for being unclear.
Lalala579121 28
I like how the FML says "needless to say" and then follows it up with something that needed to be said for the FML to be understood.
Aylla89 3
It's a common phrase.
raven_of_azarath 35
The fact that the second look alike was his brother was needed, but the seeing his erect penis was not.
Lalala579121 28
28, yes it is. And it means that whatever follows it is supposed to be implied from what was said prior to it. Which it is not in this case. If the FML read like "I saw my brother enter the room. Needless to say I didn't finish." then it would be correct.
Mr_Satan 11
It doesn't really matter, either way. The "needless to say" part applies to him not finishing, not to the rest of the sentence.
Lalala579121 28
And the part that matters about him not finishing is that his brother entered. Which was not stated until after the "needles to say", hence it wasn't needless to say.
sleepyglowstar 32
The "needless to say" was about the fact he did not finish, and then he goes into explain why. So it is a perfectly acceptable use of the phrase.
RichardPencil 32
What are you going to get them as a wedding present? His and her anal waxings? That'd make your viewing more pleasurable!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's moments like this where you wish the MiB neurolyzer was real.