Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
booger
Plano, United States
Picky picky
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Top comments
pussywhipedmofo 4
Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.
shovels 0
Who 'nose' why he did that...
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Comments (172)
Molord1 0
pick it n flick it
HoustonER 0
boogers taste good if you've been eating them since childhood. not that i know or anything...
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
9 your pic made my day :)
smurfsarwales 9
11 -your day must have been very sad then...
ImmortalKratos 0
11 you must live on a really tiny planet where the slightest giggle, smile, or laugh causes your tiny planet to rotate on is axis thus "making your day"
HoustonER 0
you guys should lighten up he just liked my pictuee
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
19 at least it didnt consist of someone picking my nose... 24 She.
HoustonER 0
gamer girl? noicee
ChickenInMyKitch 4
why did immortalkratos' comment get thumb down? I thought it was clever :(
iEatGuppies 0
was there any bats up the cave?
yummayy_ 11
Leave him. He is obviously a gold digger...
yummycupkake 0
he wasn't picking your nose, he was diggin for gold
thingfish 0
it's probably some odd sexual fetish of his.
fl0ffy 0
HaHahahahahahahahahhahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
zendaddy0 0
you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't wipe your friends on the couch
Trugita 0
He find any worthy of the booger box?
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
he struck gold
rockindyl22 0
67 You're a winner! Funny stuff
ifailplzinsultme 0
Wow he's so snotty!
HoustonER 0
He's so nosey would have been a better one.
JeansKismet 9
I love your user pic!
HoustonER 0
yours is awesome too
ifailplzinsultme 0
Houston! How dare you make me feel bad about my pun? I'm going to go run away...yes run away! Where to go.... where to go... why am I repeating myself....why am I repeating myself...
freddyisepic 2
every pic here is awsome
meliesFML 0
did he find treasure?
BigHoshJosh 0
he was just helping you! you snotty nosed brat
motti 0
hope he found something better a little bit more down south
Btreasure 8
haha my name is Treasure and I definitely wasn't up anyones nose this morning
pussywhipedmofo 4
Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.
btnhdude 0
ooo0oo you're so clever. so very funny and original.
shovels 0
Who 'nose' why he did that...
1215116a 14
If only you were 'nosey' enough to find out...
shovels 0
She needs to 'pick' better boyfriends
Bella_is_my_name 4
LOL. you 2 r ******* lame xD jks...no but seriously tho...lame ;$$
HSSN19 8
Well, it 'snot' her fault, you know.
shovels 0
If she needs help, we should give her a 'hand'
EmilyShmemily496 0
you guys always 'pick' the best things to say!
fl0ffy 0
these are really "snotty" jokes
Justforlolz 14
36- how about you "shut the **** up"?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Gtfo 36.
mooshibear140 4
36, you're the only lame thing I see here...
TripleJay26 0
gay!
sisteresss 12
you probably had a huge bat the cave.
bigmanj28 0
Better him than you
Free_Candy 0
I highly disagree with that.
UnfOrg1ven 1
atleast he didn't do something gross with it
Clozzie 0
Maybe he ate it... She didmt say
clouds7 0
Maybe he has a nose fetish :)
genesisnirvana 11
thats either incredibly creepy or kinky.
Lauren10102 3
perhaps both ;)
knights95 9
It's called Nasal sex