Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Rake 18
You broke his nose while poping blackheads?!!?!?? what did you pop it with? a hammer??? Did the police actually buy this story?
UsernameNotRandom 10
How do you break a nose popping blackheads? If they are that bad they need a professional. Get your boyfriend a decent face washing routine for morning and night, and a dermatologist for the blackheads if that severe. It ain't your skin so let him sort it properly. Your post catalogues the bad that comes otherwise.
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Rake 18
You broke his nose while poping blackheads?!!?!?? what did you pop it with? a hammer??? Did the police actually buy this story?
tiptoppc 21
Police are lazy. They wouldn’t arrest the assaulter when my wife and I were assaulted and injured by the drug dealer who hit both of us in a drug fueled trip. We were told it was our fault for not taking enough care to avoid him. We went through a differ door on a diffe level to get away. He charged at us down the stairs. I ended up in the hospital with an air bubble under ribs from the hit and they still won’t arrest him.
UsernameNotRandom 10
How do you break a nose popping blackheads? If they are that bad they need a professional. Get your boyfriend a decent face washing routine for morning and night, and a dermatologist for the blackheads if that severe. It ain't your skin so let him sort it properly. Your post catalogues the bad that comes otherwise.
HouseOfM 8
How are people so uncoordinated. Do you hurt yourself opening a pickle jar?
idragosani 17
You shouldn't be popping those in the first place. It can cause an infection or scarring.
RichardPencil 32
That's why it's DOCTOR Pimplepopper, not Ms. Pimplepopper. Amateurs shouldn't be pimplepopping. You need to use a trained professional pimplepopper!
longnight83 9
So THIS is what a natural 1 on a skill check looks like...
HayNow 11
Why do people pop other's nasty bumps.... that is so disgusting.