Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nosleep
Australia
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Anonymous
Sleep punching is a thing
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Anonymous
The "He's probably thinking of other girls" meme *gone wrong*
Today, my insomnia got so bad that I became convinced my husband was having an affair in our bed right next to me. I punched him so hard in the shoulder that he awoke from a sound sleep, farted, and then shook it off and went back to sleep unfazed. I'm so jealous. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your boyfriend is an idiot.
ThrottleJockey 36
He neglected to mention that while you were giggling your head rotated three hundred and sixty degrees and projectile vomited pea soup.
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Comments (25)
raganerus 17
wrf is wrong with your boyfriend? punch you cuz demons and what not?!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your boyfriend is an idiot.
bluhbluhbluh 14
He should burn in demon fire for that.
EmDizzle2007 28
how do you know?? he could've been right. the demon could've seen it coming and relinquished the possession of her soul just before she got bopped on the nose.
Shawnie Gallant 24
He should have shaken you, but being terrified in the middle of the night I kind of see where he’s coming from
ThrottleJockey 36
He neglected to mention that while you were giggling your head rotated three hundred and sixty degrees and projectile vomited pea soup.
Bubbilility 27
I'm also not hearing from OP that they're not possessed.
Dave_Davington 34
You're dating a complete droolie.
Bubbilility 27
Your boyfriend's an idiot. Everyone knows you need holy water to find out if someone is possessed.
Emma Marshall 19
Nah that's ****** up.
Mungolikecandy 19
And the next punch is when you are awake and he claims the same thing. Get out of that relationship now.
Liphaem5 22
Possessed? I know this sounds bad but that's a lousy excuse.... if my husband did that to me I would assume he just wanted the possession excuse as an excuse to punch me in the face..... Unless you spoke in Latin while opening your eyes wide, maybe then his excuse would be valid
voncrane 23
Demon: You insult me by insinuating that I'm only capable of speaking Latin.
Aiden89 23
The power of Christ compels you child....