Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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imaweener 0
OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
mariahrawks 0
I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.
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Comments (164)
comatoast 0
maybe he wasn't really asleep and he just hates you
Sekococo 0
I had the same thing happen. I dream i was a Muy tai fighter and kick my cat. atleast the wall broken her fall first but shes fine now.
sammichbitch 0
Maybe he had a dream he was Chris Brown...
DaveW 0
One night I dreamt that I was fighting the devil. I woke up sitting on top of my wife with my nails dug into her wrists. She wasn't pleased!
Cristaderzi 0
Well Women are used by Satan too lure Men into darkness and Sin Soooo....
randohsix 0
you're dating a tool
Chopperman_fml 0
People don't act out their dreams at all, unless they have a very rare condition. He was probably on the edge of falling asleep when he hit you, but it's very unlikely that he was asleep or dreaming.
ryan_martin 0
ur bf's a cockhead
mandayoo 0
oh wow lol
Arcadia453 0
Why do people always vote YDI over things like this?
Anonnamus 0
You could always have a dream that you were pregnant and forget to take your birth control pills. That'll teach him.