Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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Top comments
flinkpamingo 0
Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.
f_u_u_f_f 0
Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?
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Comments (64)
allmidnighteyes 11
I bet he got hard seeing you bleed like that
redbluegreen 41
I know I did just hearing about it. Wait.
Poonheart 0
YDI for not bracing for the impact, therefore leaving your nasal region exposed and vulnerable to injuries such as this
CFR 0
lol #15 OP: I'm all for passion and stuff, but really, did he have to be that rough? What are you going to tell your parents or your friends? =S
Gia0896 0
HAHA! Well. .thats only a little funny.. a little..
JKinIN 0
That's what you get for not going into the kitchen and making him a sammich fast enough. A headbutt to the face.
SlightlyGPirate 0
oouch damn. this made me writing my assignments so much more boring xD
itsgen 16
omg what a jerk next time you fool around bite his dick and start laughing hysterically
lissa922 6
maybe he was embarassed and didn't know how else to handle it so he laughed
bahdspeler 0
THIS IS FAKE. He would have pull as hard as he could t o break it. why would someone do that? and a cheek is pretty soft, so even if he did pull hard, it still wouldn't break.
repyourcliche 0
yes, the CHEEK is soft but the bone is not...
redbluegreen 41
I don't know about you, but my jaw is pretty effing hard, and it's right under my cheeks.
bahdspeler 0
still not hard enough to break a nose.
LewJH 0
It is, shush.
xMooMoox 0
I agree with you. Why would someone do it that hard unless they were intentionally trying to break the other persons nose? And if they were trying to break the other persons nose there has to be an easier way since your cheek would take some impact too.
ichwillkeinengel 0
It's plenty hard to separate the cartilage from the bone. The nose is made largely of cartilage, remember? Nose vs. a bone = broken nose.
UNICORNmonster 0
Have you ever broken your nose? It really doesn't take THAT much pressure. I hate when people take the fun out of secrets by feebly attempting to debunk them. Your tries at being smarter than everyone else have failed. Also, your jaw is normally really prominent and without any real meat on it, it'd be a lot more easy to break your nose on that rather than say your arm or leg.
cani_fml 0
Dick!! He broke you nose & he laughed???? dump him. then laugh.
feelingblue 0
i agree with cani dump him and laugh own his ass:>
WickedFan 12
I disagree. I say break his nose, then dump him.
mccaincracker 6
I would be laughing if I was him aswell. I find others pain hilarious.' _____________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com
lozerfreak4 0
i'm sorry bout' ur nose... ._.
banana_pancakesX 0
seriously, id laugh too. but then, i laugh it off when i get hurt myself.
RoguePenguin 0
You laugh off broken bones? Are you Chuck Norris?
mia367 0
You need some sarcasm in your life.
wienerwagon 0
You deserve it for thinking a headbutt is romantic.