Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I pretended to be a little girl on social media, just for fun. All I got was a random guy who sent me a direct message and asked me to send a photo of my private parts. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
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Plop 17
Don't be so quick to judge, it might very well be a selfie, assuming the guy's a ********.
RichardPencil 32
I guess you don't know what "swap pictures" means. It means nudes and dick pics. If you find his genitals "disgusting," ghost him. The rest of him is even less appealing.
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Plop 17
Don't be so quick to judge, it might very well be a selfie, assuming the guy's a ********.
RichardPencil 32
I guess you don't know what "swap pictures" means. It means nudes and dick pics. If you find his genitals "disgusting," ghost him. The rest of him is even less appealing.
rotflqtms_ 21
I mean... does anyone actually ENJOY getting sent dick pictures? Does anyone actually find it to be something they just WANT to stare at?
RichardPencil 32
Evidently, yes. Not all dick pics are unsolicited. Some are solicited! Don't ask me why, but it is what it is.
CraftingQueen8675309 3
Sadly you've now realized the epitome of online dating.