Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You'd better hope you're "in" with the new friends, because the "other" friends think you're a piece of shit. I concur with them.
xxcutekatxx2 13
There is nothing wrong with honesty. "Sorry guys, I made other plans with 'blank'. If you're free tomorrow maybe we can do 'blank'. (You can fill in the blanks) If you double booked yourself (it happens, we're human!) then admit that you made plans with someone else before making plans with them. They might be annoyed but not as much as the situation that happened.
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
Inconveniences are a bitch. Plan more accordingly.
RichardPencil 32
You'd better hope you're "in" with the new friends, because the "other" friends think you're a piece of shit. I concur with them.
xxcutekatxx2 13
There is nothing wrong with honesty. "Sorry guys, I made other plans with 'blank'. If you're free tomorrow maybe we can do 'blank'. (You can fill in the blanks) If you double booked yourself (it happens, we're human!) then admit that you made plans with someone else before making plans with them. They might be annoyed but not as much as the situation that happened.
Hangryko 32
It's fairly easy to just tell your friends you made plans with your other friends.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Karma is a b*tch. You should know that. At least, now you do. ^^