Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
Still inappropriate. Speak to HR if you have one.
jcash52426 5
At least he's doing it in the privacy of the bathroom. (Even though he should do it in the privacy of his home).
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Comments (11)
tj4234 36
Still inappropriate. Speak to HR if you have one.
jcash52426 5
At least he's doing it in the privacy of the bathroom. (Even though he should do it in the privacy of his home).
Cali 57
American bathroom stalls are nowhere near private enough!
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe next time you could give him a hand. That's how you move up in business.
GIJoefan 6
Awkward.
ElusiveMee 6
Did he shake your hand at the meeting?
species4872 20
Maybe next time you should leave well enough alone.
gimmeapotato 13
Wait how did you found out it was him?!
xxmollyxx 25
Maybe he walked out, couldn't find his boss and then saw the boss leaving the bathroom. I doubt he peeked into the stall, but who knows anymore...
extremereviews 26
Studies show sexual relief during the work day improves productivity and morale
species4872 20
Especially for the person in the next stall.
dabomsht123 3
It's best to keep your mouth shut about that kind of shit