Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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Top comments
jaclynm 0
How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.
blue8795 0
Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?
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Comments (108)
blue8795 0
Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?
ElMarkino 0
wow this is as close as ive gotten to being first
sammywhits 0
your comment 98 how the **** is that even close??
sonicgreg 12
Because salad
noxiffic 20
well its not 99...
Neenertastic 0
wow, stupid much?
andr3warbini 7
Dumb blonde??
nastynate 0
Quit being a little bitch and talk to her.
soxgirl54 0
maybe you should have just asked her out in person, then she'd know who Mark H is!
ArmoredSandwich 0
Why are you asking her out if she doesn't even know you? Why don't you ask it in person?
jaclynm 0
How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.
dang_fml 0
lmao
xolubi 3
she didnt expect Mark H to pass her a note.
LoZelda123 20
I'd be pretty surprised if Mark Hamill asked me out, but that's just me
Jasper_fml 0
wow. she didn't even know you existed. literally. this is a good one.
devils69 0
It's a lesson every man must learn - if you are going to ask a gal out, do it in person. At least you got to learn this lesson before the dating jungle of middle school...
Happiness2Joy 3
some kid asked me out over facebook and since school was over I just decided to say yes. I dumped him 4 days later and he over reacted like we were actually dating.We never even went anywhere we just talked over fb and texted eachother. People need to get some balls and ask people out in person. It pisses me off when it's through an online chat.
hwkfan1 10
Bitch...