Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.
20bricks 28
Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it
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Comments (36)
SK8WITME 19
That's ridiculous...
ArturoRamirez 16
This is surprisingly not the first time I've heard this. Only it wasn't a tooth getting stuck in someone's braces and pulling out their pearly whites.
EsDeeCee 12
That's why it's on FML
ChaiseT 16
Good luck op
giantsfan2010 23
While that is terrifying, it can't happen.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Yeah, if his intention is to get a really good grip on her teeth. Otherwise, not very likely.
20bricks 28
Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it
iwanttogotoparis 26
I hope she feels better soon
JocelynKaulitz 28
She's not sick, she'll get over it.
GrinchFu1 27
Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.
MDoremis 38
Those aren't all that fun, either. Gets you soft skin, though.
NicoleP1993 29
@7, they're both girls so I doubt they'd be looking for any kind of pearl necklace that doesn't consist of.. you know.. actual pearls..
BlackHawkSavior 28
Tell her to 'brace' herself before you kiss her
oceanbrickfire 21
I would've given you a thumbs up if you didn't make it obvious
Liamj774 36
I mean you have to admit, that she sounds pretty terrifying
derangedplanet 23
Right I think I'd be horrified too
americanafrican 32
sounds like she believes her dreams a little too much
9a_1z 12
Not that I'm into all that dream interpretation stuff, but often dreams about loosing teeth occur when you're particularly anxious about something, maybe if you find the root cause the dream won't trouble her so much?