Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
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Comments (83)
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Don't worry about it OP. Like many have said, it's just genetics. I think you have a pretty cool guy if he's cool with you not shaving! It seems like a lot of guys get grossed out, so it's super cool he's using this month as a bonding experience.
Slow_Walker 7
why on earth you even engaged in such a competition.... in any case, he sees your hairy legs, and even if he won, he would never forget your hairy legs.. what have you been thinking about...
limabeans101029 21
Who cares if he sees her hairy legs? It's natural. Most mature men don't care about a bit of leg hair. If that's something that truly bothers you, you need to sort your priorities out.
LuvNKisses4Eva 8
Don't worry about it. It's just hair and we were born with it so it's completely natural!
natalie_sucks 9
That's... Interesting. I have little pricklies.. I don't understand how your legs are hairier than a guys. Good luck, OP..
Parvati48 15
Um gross, you should shave and **** that disgusting no shave November idea, girls should never be that hairy. :/
Hinup 11
Depends though, if you both did the hair on your legs.. boys mostly don't shave there, girl do that anytime, wich makes the girls hair grow faster.. you get what i mean x ( its late..
Shar9 9
If we didn't have to shave our legs like guys don't, the hair wouldn't have gotten this thick and strong..
pitapizzaparty 18
Well maybe there is something wrong with him?..
adamina_levine 14
Hey at least December 1st is coming up and "no-shave" event only lasts one month out of the entire year, so don't let it get to you
HarryBoles 13
Does NOBODY know that it is normal for women to have hairy legs?