Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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ZoroMiHawk 25
I thought he was referring to somewhere else. Much misled.
finiclepie 6
Say winters coming
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Comments (59)
finiclepie 6
Say winters coming
EverestMelting 23
Dammit Jon Snow.
drivingmissdaisy 13
Tell him you're growing a hipster beard.
ZoroMiHawk 25
I thought he was referring to somewhere else. Much misled.
Vahex 19
He sounds like a dick. But seriously shave lol
sarah5745 41
What if she doesn't want to?
daddysgirl8 21
You sound like a dick.
Psychicgirl17 18
If she doesn't want to shave then she doesn't have to.
garrett_8614 14
The boyfriend didn't really sound like that much of a dick to me. Sure it was probably embarrassing to OP, but no matter how you bring this subject up, it's probably going to be a little embarrassing. Women don't usually like hair on their face, so better for your boyfriend to point it out than some random person on the street.
SweetasCandy0609 28
just for the record #4 if OP hasn't shaved her face before and she starts to it's just going to come back even more hairy, don't shave if you don't want to OP.
drrobotnik1 18
that's apocryphal. hair may look like it's growing back thicker (since hair tapers as it grows, so you're seeing the thickest part as stubble comes back in) but shaving has no effect on later diameter of hair. if you don't want to shave, do so, but don't use "it makes your hair thicker" as an excuse. since wax is inadvisable on the face due to sensitivity, an alternative many women who need to depilate the face, especially the upper lip area is fine-grain sandpaper. many health and beauty stores sell little finger condom things with sandpaper pads you can use to rub your undesired hair away without stubble from shaving or burns from wax
DoubleDosexo 12
I pluck. I suggest she plucks.
teapotrevolt 27
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#3 is exactly what I would do. Punch him right in the nads.
captainsmegma 12
That's cold.
Soundslikeothers 15
Was he like "Baby I Mustache you a question?"
underscoreguy 8
Lmaoo! You sir made my day! Love puns!
britt1033 4
don't think I have laughed so hard at a comment before lmbo
teapotrevolt 27
This is so terrible. Unless you regularly shave your face... Who am I to judge. Lol
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dude no,, that's crossing some serious lines there
ermagherdaturdis 26
Sucks that he was kinda rude about it. But how hairy is your face for it to be an issue? If it's a whole bearded lady situation then YDI.
ChristianH39 30
I don't think he was really rude about it, she did ask. But I don't think there is a good way to point out your gfs mustache lol
TanzWolf 26
I don't think she expected him to basically insult her when she asks him what's wrong when he looks uncomfortable. It's not her fault "because she asked", he was being an ass.
garrett_8614 14
He didn't really insult her though, he just asked her a question. It's a sensitive topic for a lot of women I'm sure, but wouldn't you want a person you care about (the boyfriend in this situation) to say something about it, as opposed to someone who might care a lot less about your feelings?
no_playa_hater 14
I don't get it. What are you supposed to say to her, if she has a mustache, which bothers you?
ChristianH39 30
17 he wasn't trying to insult her. If OP doesn't want to shave she doesn't have to, but at least now she knows how her boyfriend feels about it. Like 22 said, it's a sensitive topic.
Khaleesi_26 30
What i don't understand is why you would say OP deserves it? OP didn't ask to have facil hair. That's something that's in your genes so OP in no way could possibly deserve having a beard.
TanzWolf 26
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Dump him, no boyfriend should be allowed to control when you shave. My boyfriend doesn't care if I don't shave for weeks - as he shouldn't. Your boyfriend is plain rude.
sonshadsil94 15
Sorry to inform you of this but he does care, he just doesn't say anything. It's really gross when you girls put your legs across our laps and they're almost as hairy as ours, but we say nothing because we love you.
Psychicgirl17 18
I think if you really loved that person, you wouldn't care what they do to their body. As long as they aren't hurting themselves or anyone.
garrett_8614 14
The solution to everything is not "dump him" -_-
LittleChestnut_fml 8
That may not be true, my boyfriend honestly couldn't care less about my body hair status, and I don't care about his. It is just hair, we change it all the time. Why is our hair so gross while your hair is just fine?
allplayedout 20
Boy, there are plenty of people out there who prefer natural women--myself among them. And unless you regularly shave all the hair off your body and fully comprehend how obnoxious a task it is, you have no point of reference for this discussion and, regardless, no right to insist others groom themselves your way for your pleasure. You want to date someone who's 100% always buttery smooth, you go put that on your tinder profile and see how many hits you get.
DoubleDosexo 12
I would completely agree with you #16 except that I find hair gross and I can't go more than a week without shaving, it's torture.