Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
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Comments (83)
Vlen_fml 20
its all about genetics, as a blond you can't even see my arm or leg hair unless you're seriously invading my personal space and i'm a guy
scottyboy417 19
I think that is hilarious because one of my friends just started growing leg hair and he is 18. I think it's awesome your guy doesn't care about stuff like that but when December rolls around I'd advise you to shave.
zaynakins 12
too bad its none of your business what to advise her or not. having leg hair is perfectly fine, and shouldnt be your place to tell a female or male what to do with it. i feel bad for your woman friends/companion.
skyjayq 10
girls shave guys don't so after awhile your hair will be growing pretty fast
IWishIWasObama 12
ew! I would have broken up with you for that.
soulreaper12296 28
What worries me is why he shaves his legs. Thought guys were only supposed to do it for beards/staches.
DenBriZel 31
That's weird. There are some guys with hardly any body hair though. I got unlucky, and mine has ape legs.
jitterbug123 11
Are yours super hairy or his super hairless?
mattyiscool123 26
Probably his super hairless
mattyiscool123 26
You're boyfriend shaves too often for a normal guy
RedPillSucks 33
Viking?
Sophie_K 8
I don't see anything wrong with this