Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
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Comments (83)
nataliewby 25
Unless he shaves his legs, why would you include leg hair when comparing No Shave November body hair?
kerstileann 26
i agree with her. ive never seen a guy without leg hair only in movies.
aruam365 24
#23- Some male runners, swimmers, wrestlers and I'm assuming other varieties of athletes shave their legs. I'm sure there are men who shave them for their own personal reasons as well, it's really not that unheard of.
DianaFrances411 13
Oh OP that's perfectly normal. You can't help the amount of hair that grows on your body. It's genetic. Tell your boyfriend to man up! (Just kidding. Though you can use that line in this situation to lighten up the moment)
lsvxoxo 12
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When you shave, your hair grows back thicker and there will be more of it. And because (well I think) your boyfriend never shaved his legs, his hair is thinner and there will probably be less of it. Also some people have a lot of hair, and some people don't. Don't worry OP! You are perfectly normal.
Astrum14 24
No it doesn't. When it's growing back, it looks thicker because it's no longer tapered. But it doesn't get thicker and you don't get more because you shaved.
AshBash2211 14
Yeah that's an old myth... Shaving can't create hair follicles therefore it's impossible for it to make you grow more hair!
lsvxoxo 12
Actually it does grow thicker. When you shave, you shave the top of the hair, the thicker part is still inside your skin. When you epilate (don't know if that is the right word since English isn't my first laguage) or wax you let the full hair come outs with it's root. It'll then grow a new hair.
telli164 30
Just imagine how smooth those babies will be in a months time!
rekkas 16
There is nothing wrong with that at all. I kind of like a little body hair on girls personally. It's more natural.
mywhitebear 12
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, mine are pretty bad too. Been going on 3 months now! You should see my boyfriends surprise.
turtlemeister__ 10
That's just because you've shaved your legs before so the hair grows back faster and coarser. Don't worry OP!
frankensidebitch 6
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Fact: hair actually grows back thicker after you shave it each time because your body doesn't actually need or want to be shaved. So his face hair would be thicker than never shaved arms and your legs would be thicker than his, making it look harrier.
Astrum14 24
Not fact, myth. It only looks thicker because it's no longer tapered. If you leave it grown, it gets damaged and looks thinner.
taybear0 14
"looks" thicker because it isnt tapered or damaged does in fact mean it IS thicker. Therefore it is not a myth.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#49 Yes, it is a myth. Hair does not grow back thicker or darker. Look it up.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Let it go, girl! He can deal with it, lol.
capnbzarr 43
You shouldn't ask any question that you can't handle an honest answer to.