Humpday
United States
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
loserllamalick
Rochester, United States
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
bigmistake
United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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withered 30
When people behave so irrational I can't help but think it's their guilt speaking.
MDoremis 38
No, no. It's Tuesday so you can get through hump day smoothly.
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withered 30
When people behave so irrational I can't help but think it's their guilt speaking.
darkbishop5 7
it's called projection, I believe. if op's bf believes op is cheating, the bf is probably the one cheating.
fushengyuan 20
So why did u shave on wed?
10nachoman10 24
But Sunday is the day of rest... i mean leg shaving!
maxthebigseal 21
Someone's insecure...
ohthebloodygore 16
Right?
Leviathene 34
Gee, I wonder what he'd say if you stopped shaving completely o.0
k_dizzy95 17
Probably something like, "omg are you breaking up with me? You didn't shave."
catherinecas 30
Do people really shave their legs on a regular schedule? Is this truly what domestic bliss looks like?
ohthebloodygore 16
I was going for the feel that OP doesn't shave their legs often (not on a schedule)...
catherinecas 30
See I got a scheduled vibe because of the specific mention of a day, but your reading makes more sense now that I've thought about it.
ohthebloodygore 16
Now I see it your way... ****.
fohfuucba 21
I shave my lower legs any time I wash. It only take a minute or so for me.
showmeyourears 19
I shave my legs every Thursday. It's the day my boyfriend and I usually hang out alone together and it gives me relatively smooth legs for the weekend should I decide to actually go out.
Mauskau 36
I shave whenever I have a shower, and I shower every 2-3 days.
IorvethTheXolo 8
I don't shave my legs often because 1) I live where it's cold and rainy for most of the year so who the hell is going to see them anyway and 2) because my legs are my lowest priority. If you shower in our house, you have to know what you deem most important before you even get in because any dilly dallying will see you finishing up in ice cold water. It just doesn't last very long and there's no way to fix it. So I basically do my legs if I still have hot water left after I've done everything else. Might be a Wednesday. Might be a Friday. Hell, it might even be a Monday.
ohthebloodygore 16
Why would you leave the water on whilst shaving your legs?
awspinks77 7
Shower every 2-3 days?! That's ******* disgusting.
catherinecas 30
Do most people shower everyday even if they don't get stinky and sweaty? My doctor told me showering and washing everyday was bad for your skin (especially if you have eczema and use hot water).
bigbluetardis 21
On Wednesdays we shave our legs
MDoremis 38
No, no. It's Tuesday so you can get through hump day smoothly.
LPac5295 27
Wednesday? I thought shaving day for any body part was Friday. What has this world come to?
riddhi 16
its exhausting when an explanation is constantly demanded